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Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me: "So...when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 4:41pm - misc - by sen (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, someone very close to me came out of the closet. Normally I would fully support them, had we not just gotten married. FML
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On 11/27/2012 at 10:08pm - love - by Bliggins - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
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On 01/02/2013 at 12:38pm - misc - by Megz (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been playing for months, only to turn on a porn movie at maximum volume. FML
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On 11/23/2008 at 9:56pm - intimacy - by ptiluinthesky - Sent from mobile version
Today, I found out that even though my parents have been married for 21 years, our "family friend," who routinely accompanies us on family vacations, completes their threesome. Everyone in town has know for years, except for me and my older brother. FML
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On 07/19/2009 at 10:05pm - intimacy - by whitechocolate (woman) - United States (Maine)
Today, I met my husband's family for the first time. My nightmare versions were better. FML
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On 09/03/2012 at 4:47am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)
Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. FML
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On 05/19/2012 at 6:54pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, after two years of vigorously fundraising on behalf of my senior class, they voted on spending the senior trip money at a waterpark. It's less than thirty minutes from where we all live. FML
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On 04/13/2012 at 6:40pm - misc - by clitty clitty bang bang (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
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On 05/01/2013 at 9:52pm - work - by Paul (man) - United States
Today, I was at work doing phone computer support helping a woman with her computer. I asked her to close all her open windows. She deleted all the important company documents in the open folder instead. I got fired because "close windows" and "delete" have become "too technical" for users. FML
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On 07/29/2009 at 12:34pm - work - by pixelbaker (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, at work, some little girl went in the bathroom for quite a while. Came out for two minutes and went back in. She then came out with her finger clutched in a paper towel. One of the other coworkers went in to check the bathroom. The little girl wrote "Hi!" with her own poop. FML
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On 05/15/2009 at 3:20am - work - by RunningMurphy (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being superficial. She said I was superficial because I paid $100 for acne medication, because she always complained about how much acne I had. FML
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On 12/09/2009 at 5:19pm - love - by Superficial (man) - United States (West Virginia)
Today, after flying halfway across the world to see the man I love, he admitted cheating on me several days before I arrived, not only with someone I know, but with someone I hate. FML
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On 02/20/2010 at 12:30am - love - by izhamilton (woman) - United States (Washington)
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