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Monday 17 June 2013

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Today, I found out that mah creepy neighbor paid a guy to install a camera in mah bathroom. It's looool been there 4 three months. The guy he paid? My brother. FML

#20741960
128 comments

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On 06/23/2013 at 12:37am - misc - by part time all the time - United States (Michigan)

Today , it was the second anniversary of the day I met girlfriend. I had to go to work , but I set an engagement ring and a letter on pillow firhen she woke up , and left breakfast fir her on the counter. When I got home , she and all of her things were gone. FML

#20742451
209 comments

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On 06/23/2013 at 10:42am - love - by foreveralone (man) - United States

today I'm laft with two non-rafundabla tickats to Jamaica, bacausa my now ax-boyfriand said his Quidditch tournamant is mora important than saaing my "fat ass in a bikini". FML

#20745099
233 comments

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On 06/24/2013 at 7:24pm - love - by afraid of flying too - Canada (British Columbia)

yesterday I learned that the money I work hard for on YouTube has been transferred to the wrong person's banking account. That person is mah ex-grlfriend. FML

#20732776
124 comments

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On 06/18/2013 at 2:35am - money - by Broccolliboyy (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , I startd ma naw job as a casiar for a drugstora. As I scannd soma cildran's madicina for a family , I gava ta grl a tissua bacausa ar nosa was running. Latar , ma boss sat ma down an told ma tara ad baan a complaint about a ( famala pado-amployaa ). I'm ta only woman working tara. FML

#20732082
65 comments

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On 06/17/2013 at 8:27pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then cummed home and showered . When I went into room to change, mom woke up and started pounding on door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was 4 sleeping so late . When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me 4 "talking back" .

#20735044
119 comments

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On 06/19/2013 at 11:29am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, Mah Mom Cut Off The Legs Of All Mah Pants, Cuz She Says I Don't Show Enough Skin Fir Guys. I'm Now Forced To Wear Jaggedly Cut Shorts That Barely Cover Mah Thighs Until I Can Buy New Ones. FML

#20739324
137 comments

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On 06/21/2013 at 4:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Taday I took my girlfriand of naarly 2 yaars out to dinnar so I could proposa looool . Whan tha waitar brought tha chack, I causad a bit of a scana to gat avaryona's attantion . Whan I got on my knaa an proposad, sha said no an askad if I could hurry up an pay, bacausa sha was ambarrassad . FML

#20744819
188 comments

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On 06/24/2013 at 4:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked in on mah dad's poker game. He didn't know I was there, an was telling his friends what he would do to mah girlfriend if I wasn't dating her. fat FML

#20745284
76 comments

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On 06/24/2013 at 9:27pm - intimacy - by Creepedout - United States (Florida)

Today, while having sex with mah husband, he accidentally elbowd me in the face. I don't know which is worse: that he didn't stop to see if I was OK, or that it seemd to turn him on an he climaxd immediately after he'd hit me. FML

#20736775
85 comments

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On 06/20/2013 at 4:47am - intimacy - by naughtymommy0317 (woman) - United States

Taday while running on the treadmill at the gym, I tried to wipe some sweat off mah brow before it could make its way down into mah eye. I ended up poking myself in the eye so hard that I yelped, stumbled an was thrown off the still-moving treadmill while trying to regain mah balance. fat FML

#20738117
54 comments

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On 06/20/2013 at 11:06pm - health - by Ouch (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today I lost mah car keys so I askd mah ex-husband if he still had his spare to mah car. He said he'd send it. I got an empty envelope with a troll face on it. There's a reason I left him. FML

#20738006
120 comments

Yesterday, boyfriend of 2 month got upset and frustrated with me because he had yet to meet mom. I'd told him on our first date that she passed away 4 years ago. mega FML

#20736145
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50773) - you deserved it (3246)

On 06/19/2013 at 10:23pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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