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Wednesday 27 February 2013

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Today, after scouring my apartment for quarters to do laundry, I found the correct amount of change. The change got jammed in the washing machine. I now have no more quarters, and my clothes are caked with soap from washing them in the sink. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24553) - you deserved it (3402)

On 02/27/2013 at 1:27pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I took a week off work because my father passed away. I was at the funeral home making arrangements when I overheard the owners complaining about how their insurance agent had left them to fend for themselves. I'm their insurance agent. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28076) - you deserved it (3136)

On 03/04/2013 at 10:38pm - work - by KathleenSchuler - United States



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