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Wednesday 27 February 2013

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Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML

#20529036
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22928) - you deserved it (2310)

On 03/03/2013 at 3:27am - misc - by addie (woman) - United States

Today, my neighbour's puppy has developed separation anxiety. Every time my neighbour leaves for work, the puppy constantly whines and barks until he gets home. He works night shifts. FML

#20532315
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24901) - you deserved it (1225)

On 03/05/2013 at 2:58pm - animals - by sotired - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found that someone had paid off my $16,500 student loan. I was so excited that I called my family and posted on Facebook about how awesome it was. Then I called the loan company and found out that they had just sold my loan to another company; no one had actually paid it off. FML

#20525305
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19619) - you deserved it (8944)

On 02/28/2013 at 2:19am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, due to plumbing issues, I had to choose between a goosebump-inducing cold or skin-blistering hot shower. This is the 7th day in a row. My husband says it shouldn't be more than another week before he "gets it figured out". FML

#20528844
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21035) - you deserved it (1889)

On 03/03/2013 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after scouring my apartment for quarters to do laundry, I found the correct amount of change. The change got jammed in the washing machine. I now have no more quarters, and my clothes are caked with soap from washing them in the sink. FML

#20524387
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19039) - you deserved it (2232)

On 02/27/2013 at 1:27pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I took a week off work because my father passed away. I was at the funeral home making arrangements when I overheard the owners complaining about how their insurance agent had left them to fend for themselves. I'm their insurance agent. FML

#20531557
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22805) - you deserved it (2040)

On 03/04/2013 at 10:38pm - work - by KathleenSchuler - United States



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