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Sunday 10 February 2013

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Today... My Manager Asked Me 4 Te Password To My Internet So Se Could Skype Family Since Se Can't Pay Er Bill. Tis Is Te Same Woman Wo Just A Week Ago Tried To Evict Me Cuz My Rent Was An Our Late. Trying To Be Te Bigger Person... I Gave Er Te Password. Se Canged My Password. FML

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On 02/07/2013 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Yesterday , As I Was Walking To My Car , I Noticed A Car Wit A Tail Ligt Out . Trying To Be A Good Citizen , I Walked Up To Te Driver's Side Door And Said "excuse Me" . Te Lady Ten Maced Me Troug Te Open Window . FML

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On 02/05/2013 at 12:45pm - health - by maced face - United States

YESTERDAY, I CASUALLY MENTIOND TO MAH DAD THAT IT WAS THE CHINESE NEW YEAR YESTERDAY. HE ACCUSD ME OF INSULTING HIS INTELLIGENCE BY ( MAKING STUPID SHIT UP. ) I EXPLAIND THAT IT'S REAL, AND THAT WE JUST USE THE GREGORIAN CALENDAR, HENCE THE DIFFERENT DATES. HE RESPONDD BY GROUNDING ME. FML

#20501411
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On 02/10/2013 at 8:00pm - misc - by must be adopted (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah husband decidd to start seieng other people . I found out when I calld an interruptd his date . FML

#20495369
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On 02/06/2013 at 3:04am - love - by MyLife (woman) -

Today , after much coaxing , I finally got mah roommate to loosen up and have a couple of beers with me and mah friends. It was only later in the evening that he admitted the real reason he hadn't wanted to drink: he's an alcoholic and had been sober for six months , until now. FML

#20499970
211 comments

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On 02/09/2013 at 6:26pm - misc - by mhmm... cumsquats (man) - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, I was making lunc, wen ma two-year-old ran up to me and anded me an empty bottle of baby powder. I soon realized I'd be spending te rest of ma day cleaning te entire ouse. FML

Today , I finally confrontad mah bully. Too bad it was at mah high school raunion an ha baat tha shit out of ma. FML

#20505236
84 comments

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On 02/13/2013 at 5:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out I'm pragnant. It's okay, I know who tha fathar is: my ax-boyfriand, who movd to Japan last waak. FML

yesterday I had to use a public bathroom . I have problems goinghen other people r there, so I waited until everyone left . Two girls noticed I was taking a long time, and started giggling and looool throwing notes under the door asking if I was alive . This continued 4 half an hour . FML

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On 02/13/2013 at 2:33pm - misc - by please leave... - United States (Texas)

today just so mah family would think someone might actually be interestd in me... I bought myself roses and attachd a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have workd if I hadn't forgotten to take looool the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML

#20506184
71 comments

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On 02/14/2013 at 8:18am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

TODAY, AFTER EXPLAINING TO MAH FOUR-YEAR-OLD WHY OUR NEW PUPPY WAS PEEING ON THINGS TO MARK HIS TERRITORY, MAH SON DECIDD TO FOLLOW SUIT AN PEE ALL OVER OUR HOUSE!! FML

#20509972
54 comments

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On 02/16/2013 at 9:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while at church, I receivd a text from mah girlfriend, saying, "It's not working. We're over." Not only was mah phone not on silent mode, I was sitting directly beside mah now ex-girlfriend. FML

#20511071
80 comments

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On 02/17/2013 at 5:44pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Hungary (Szeged)



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