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Saturday 26 January 2013

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Today, I have been waiting for a call from a job I applied for. I soon got a text from my current boss, who doesn't know I'm job hunting, letting me know that the recruiter was trying to reach me. Turns out my number on my resumé was wrong. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8981) - you deserved it (36725)

On 01/28/2013 at 6:25pm - work - by faulty number - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to leave my ACT prep class ten minutes in to pick up my drunken father from his best friend's baby shower. I picked him up along with a bill for the damage. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27391) - you deserved it (2148)

On 02/01/2013 at 10:26am - misc - by kylie18xx21 (woman) - United States

Today, I was at the gas station with my grandma. After I slid her card and began to pump, I convinced her that it was a lot easier and more convenient to pay at the pump with your credit card instead of paying inside. She yelled as I realized I went $20 over what she had to spend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8441) - you deserved it (39223)

On 01/21/2013 at 11:11am - money - by sorrygranny (woman) - United States

Today, I went for a checkup after having recently been fitted with dental implants. The oral surgeon I chose was supposedly the best in the area, but it turns out that he inserted the implants at the wrong angle. Now I have to have further surgery to correct it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28517) - you deserved it (2488)

On 01/31/2013 at 4:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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