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Friday 18 January 2013

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Today, mah husband yelld at me fir not doing any household chores . I can barely move mah hand without suffering excruciating pain, due to recent surgery to ease mah arthritis, an mah other hand is as bad as ever . I can barely work this phone, let alone wash dishes an iron clothes . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30370) - you deserved it (5951)

On 01/24/2013 at 12:52pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was getting a harcut . The lady accusingly told me she'd have to thoroughly wash mah hair before she startd, as it was way too greasy to cut through . big fat FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9134) - you deserved it (41821)

On 01/22/2013 at 2:18pm - misc - by Whoops (man) - United Kingdom



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