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Thursday 17 January 2013

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Today... my parents have kept their bet going about not turning the heat on all season. I woke up this morning to it being the same temperature inside as it was outside. It's snowing out there. FML

#20470349
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29097) - you deserved it (1982)

On 01/20/2013 at 10:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend's mom bought us matching purity rings. FML

#20470370
120 comments

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On 01/20/2013 at 10:55pm - love - by airrinw_33 - United States (Mississippi)

Today... a girl I follow on Twitter tweeted... "Why can't I have a cute math tutor?" I'm her math tutor. FML

#20459715
105 comments

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On 01/14/2013 at 9:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

TODAY , MY MOTHER-IN-LAW GAVE ME A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE FOR MY BIRTHDAY . THIS IS THE THIRD YEAR IN A ROW SHE HAS DONE THIS . I'M A RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC , AND SHE'S WELL AWARE OF THAT FACT . FML

#20462057
116 comments

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On 01/16/2013 at 1:36am - health - by Ari (woman) -

Today, I realizd tat I'm so depressd tat I can't even watc porn witout getting upset about ow I can't get laid. FML

#20465100
94 comments

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On 01/17/2013 at 8:16pm - intimacy - by jakeeey - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was discussing with mah husband how it was time I stoppd taking birth control so we could have a baby. He lookd at me an said sincerely, ( We're a little young to be having kids, don't you think? ). He's 35 an I'm 32. FML

#20469230
118 comments

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On 01/20/2013 at 8:13am - love - by StillTooYoung (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out tan yaar old brothar an his bast friand hava taught our naw parrot to say, "Shut up, bitch." Wa hava a bunch of our axtandad family coming ovar tomorrow to saa wat tha parrot can say. FML

#20473087
73 comments

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On 01/22/2013 at 2:00pm - animals - by What? - Australia

Today, while making dinner I cut mah finger badly with a knife. When I yelled 4 mah dad to drive me to the hospital, he accused me of lying to get attention. He had to taste mah blood before he decided it wasn't red-colored corn syrup. FML

#20458321
75 comments

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On 01/14/2013 at 12:52am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

TODAY, I FINALLY FELT READY TO HAVE SEX FIR THE FIRST TIME, WITH MAH BOYFRIEND OF NEARLY 8 MONTHS . WHEN I TOLD HIM, THING BECAME INTIMATE AND PANTS CUMMED OFF . HE THEN LOOKED AT ME AND SAID, "YEAH, I CAN'T DO THIS." THE REST OF THE NIGHT WAS SPENT IN AWKWARD SILENCE . FML

#20460703
125 comments

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On 01/15/2013 at 12:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday, the drummer of band briefly mentioned something about not being allowed into the United States, just as he left our last practice before our big tour in America!! FML

Today, I discovarad tat ma downstairs naigbor is running a businass out of ar apartmant. Or I sould say, ar looool pimp is. FML

#20473717
101 comments

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On 01/22/2013 at 8:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was at tha doctor's 4 a ragular chack-up. Whan mah appointmant was ovar and I was about to walk out, sha yallad across tha room in front of avaryona, ( Oh and if you could loosa soma waight, that'd ba graat. ) FML

#20462226
113 comments

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On 01/16/2013 at 5:48am - health - by ChubbyButt (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , a four-year-old said a word that I didn't know the meaning of. I had to look up the definition. FML

#20465228
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15026) - you deserved it (32700)

On 01/17/2013 at 9:31pm - kids - by walkingdictionary - Canada (Ontario)



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