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Wednesday 16 January 2013

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Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML

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56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28028) - you deserved it (2798)

On 01/22/2013 at 1:49pm - work - by me - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, management told me that I couldn't have a doorbell on my door. How did they get my attention to tell me this? By ringing my doorbell. FML

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61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24665) - you deserved it (2643)

On 01/16/2013 at 7:21am - misc - by pigtails (woman) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

Today, after a very heartfelt conversation with my mother, I promised her that I'd quit smoking. I walked in on her smoking my cigarettes an hour later. Her excuse was that she didn't want my money to have gone to waste. FML

#20468389
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22277) - you deserved it (3219)

On 01/19/2013 at 7:46pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting a haircut. The lady accusingly told me she'd have to thoroughly wash my hair before she started, as it was way too greasy to cut through. FML

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170 comments

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On 01/22/2013 at 2:18pm - misc - by Whoops (man) - United Kingdom



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