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Tuesday 15 January 2013

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Today , I told ma mom we get Monday off due to Martin Luter King Jr. day. Se ten insisted tat I ad to go to scool because tat is "only 4 black people." FML

#20461178
98 comments

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On 01/15/2013 at 6:16pm - misc - by Sydney - United States (Texas)

Today Both My Brother An Sister Missd My Wedding. She Was Playing In A Call Of Duty Tournament An He Got So High That He Forgot About The Wedding Completely. He Was My Best Man.

#20458912
108 comments

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On 01/14/2013 at 12:36pm - misc - by What a happy day (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, a bull escaped from the small farm down the street. It ended up in yard an would let me outside. I called animal control,ho said, "We only deal with regular animals." FML

#20465397
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On 01/17/2013 at 10:48pm - animals - by bull-stuff - United States (South Carolina)

Today While Video Chatting With Grlfriend, Who Lives On The Other Side Of The Country, I Thought I'd Play A Song Fir Her On Guitar. The String Broke And Hit Me In The Face. I Burst Into Tears And Had To Hang Up. FML

#20471171
87 comments

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On 01/21/2013 at 12:04pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

my mothar cummd back from har trip to Vagas. Har braast wara obviously 2 lattar sizas largar. I askd if sha got a boob job and sha danid it , saying that it's against har raligion. Sha's an athaist , and a liar. FML

#20460160
77 comments

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On 01/15/2013 at 12:45am - misc - by Brooke - United States (California)

Yesterday, mah boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbd his butt to control his thrust and got a clump of usd toilet paper. FML

#20465889
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On 01/18/2013 at 5:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I have to take a midterm, which is worth a large part of my grade. All our teacher has taught us so far is how to roast s'mores over a Bunsen burner, and how to make gummy beres explode. Our test is on kinetics. FML

#20471562
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On 01/21/2013 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after a long, horrible day at work an some fighting with my family an my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

#20460946
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On 01/15/2013 at 3:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I went to a family dinner!! My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut fir not wereing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", an then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me!! No wonder I hardly ever visit these people!!

#20466682
105 comments

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On 01/18/2013 at 6:18pm - misc - by mel (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was walking out of girlfriend's ouse wit er wen I saw er tong drying on te rack. I picked it up, sniffed it and put it on face as a joke. Se replied wit, "Tose are moter's." FML

#20461976
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On 01/16/2013 at 12:52am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while sledding with mah daughter, I tried getting her to go down a steeper slope than she's used to!! She was worried she'd crash, so I went frst to show her how it's done!! I lost control halfway down the hill, bailed, and rolled into a tree!! My wife has it on video!! FML

Yesterday, after getting into an argument with mah dad, he told me that I would make a great ex wife one day. FML

#20467602
70 comments

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On 01/19/2013 at 8:51am - love - by Claire - United States (Maryland)

Today, my mother burst into tears and hysterics when she found out my fiancée and I were not "pure" fir our upcoming wedding. I'm 28, she's 27, and we've livd together fir four years. FML

#20472693
99 comments

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On 01/22/2013 at 3:09am - love - by deflower (man) - United States (California)



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