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Friday 11 January 2013

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Today, my husband and I finally agreed on something: marriage counseling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28454) - you deserved it (5843)

On 01/12/2013 at 10:28am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my roommate came back drunk from rushing fraternities. Normally I wouldn't have minded, had he not immediately pissed and thrown up everywhere after entering the room. If only I had moved my guitar and the suitcase full of clothes I had left out after returning from break. FML

Today, the abandoned cat that I took in for the night and during bad weather seems to have spread fleas around my house. They're everywhere. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17138) - you deserved it (35171)

On 01/10/2013 at 9:41pm - animals - by jesspie - United Kingdom



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