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Sunday 30 December 2012

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Taday after spending a lot of money on photo shoots to build up mah portfolio, I finally got an offer from a modelling agency. I ran outside to tell mah parents, only for mah brother to hurl an iced snowball straight into mah face. I now have a huge gash over mah cheek and nose. FML

#20428566
143 comments

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On 12/28/2012 at 8:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was running on the treadmill at mah local gymhen I saw a girl I lyk a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML

#20445461
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On 01/06/2013 at 10:16pm - love - by Dkim620 (man) - United States

Today, I was at a party. Everyone was drunk, an I happend to overhear someone say, ( Where's that guy in the black jacket? I'm going to beat his ass! ) I wouldn't have thought anything of it, had I not been the only one wearing a black jacket. mega FML

#20433319
58 comments

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On 12/31/2012 at 1:46am - misc - by bpruitt95 (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today.. . I woke up to a looool small fre on my roof.. . burning up small twigs an branches . The cause? Last night.. . I threw a sparkling frecracker up very high.. . only to have it blown onto my roof by the wind . It's going to take $2...000 to fix the damage . FML

#20436289
78 comments

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On 01/01/2013 at 1:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I lerened tat ma doctor lost all of ma immunization records. I can't start law scool witout tem. mega FML

#20442687
116 comments

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On 01/04/2013 at 3:51pm - health - by bureaucratic assfuckery (man) - United States (Maryland)

TODAY, A STRANGER WAS KIND ENOUGH TO PLOW MAH DRIVEWAY DURING A BLIZZARD. HOWEVER, THEY WERE NOT KIND ENOUGH TO LEAVE THERE NUMBER AFTER PLOWING THE FRONT END OF MAH CAR. BIG FAT FML

#20431369
57 comments

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On 12/30/2012 at 2:32am - misc - by imcold - United States

Today.!! !! my boyfriend sowed up at my grandmoter's wake in torn jeans and a Family Guy t-sirt !! Wen I took im aside asked im wat te ell e was tinking.!! !! e lost is temper and stormed out !! FML

#20442809
88 comments

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On 01/04/2013 at 5:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today during dinner my mum askedhy I've been so upset recently so I just admittd it was because my girlfriend had cheatd on me. At some point during my venting I askedhy this stuff always seems to happen to me. My dad lookd up from his plate and said "Probably karma." FML

#20442962
85 comments

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On 01/04/2013 at 9:04pm - misc - by moronforadad (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my little sister asked me to open a jar of pickles for her. I struggled a little until the lid busted open, and pickle juice poured over my pocket and the iPhone inside. My sister then sniffed the jar, made a disgusted face, and ran out. looool FML

#20444015
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19996) - you deserved it (3387)

On 01/05/2013 at 7:06pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)



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