Sunday 16 December 2012 
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Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML
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On 12/20/2012 at 1:17pm - misc - by ScoozieBooze (woman) - United States (New Mexico)
Today, while picking up a birthday cake, I was screamed at by an upset woman for getting special attention from the bakers, and that I was nothing more than an attention-hogging slut. The bakers are my co-workers and I was picking my cake up on my day off. FML
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On 12/12/2012 at 10:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I had a look through my dad's girlfriend's phone she left on the table. Best part: I now know what I'm getting for christmas. Worst part: I now know my dads favourite position. FML
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On 12/22/2012 at 6:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia
Today, my house was broken into. The cop that came turned out to be a guy I fought over a girl with in high school. He sneered and said that everything appeared to be in order, and that I probably ransacked my own house. FML
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On 12/20/2012 at 6:19am - misc - by doblex (man) - United States
Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML
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On 12/17/2012 at 9:28pm - misc - by James (man) - United States
Today, I was woken up by my dog scratching at my door. After a while of this, I finally got up to let her in. When I opened the door, she looked at me, threw up, and scurried away. FML
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On 12/20/2012 at 2:50pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Spain (Canarias)
Today, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concluded that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship. FML
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On 12/13/2012 at 3:01am - love - by Hit-and-Run - Mexico (Chihuahua)
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
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On 12/22/2012 at 12:01am - love - by Stupid Drunk - United States
Today, my best friend told me about a vicious rumor that's going around, saying I contracted a horrible STD. I asked her if she told everyone it was a lie. She said no, because the rumor is apparently "way too funny to ruin." Maybe it's time for new friends. FML
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On 12/13/2012 at 1:00pm - misc - by Katie (woman) - United States
Today, my car is still in the shop, so I asked my psycho brother to drive me to the mall. He sped up to nearly 20km over the speed limit, so I shouted for him to stop before he got us both killed. He hit the brakes in the middle of an intersection, and wouldn't move again until I got out. FML
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On 12/15/2012 at 7:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)
Today, my son sprayed the bottom of my car and windows white with fake snow in Christmas cheer. He did a great job, except he used white spray paint instead of the fake snow. FML
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On 12/15/2012 at 6:48am - misc - by teejayrn - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my ex adopted a dog from the dog pound. It was the same dog he made me get rid of while we were still together. FML
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On 12/16/2012 at 12:49am - animals - by Anonymous - United States
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
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On 12/15/2012 at 7:46pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)
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