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Thursday 13 December 2012

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Today, I accidentally left my textbook at home. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, but today was my class final. Since it was an open-book final, I'd decided not to study 4 it. I'm pretty sure looool I failed. FML

#20201964
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On 12/12/2012 at 2:14pm - misc - by dumbassgrad - United States (California)

Today , my "friands" sat ma up on a blind data with a guyho according to thair dascription , soundad parfact in just about avary way. Ha turnad out to ba my obsassiva ax , and this is thair idaa of a funny prank. maga FML

#20402162
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On 12/16/2012 at 2:15pm - love - by lovelychris - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Today, I went on a date. He stole my credit card. FML

Today, I saw a poto on Instagram of my friend flipping te camera te bird. Se'd taggd it under "irony", so I jokingly suggestd tat se borrow a dictionary. Se respondd wit a tirade of abuse, claimd to be sleeping wit my boyfriend, and blockd me an our later. big fat FML

#20398380
84 comments

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On 12/13/2012 at 7:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Taday I went on a cruise . I gave ma bags to a porter.. . an tipped im $5 . Later tat nigt.. . ma bags still adn't arrived at ma room.. . an tat's wen I realized tat I'd paid a fake porter to steal ma bags . FML

#20397361
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On 12/12/2012 at 10:43pm - misc - by McFizzy321 - United States (Florida)

Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure. The pedicurist began examining my feet, then called his coworker over to demonstrate how to deal with "excessively crusty" feet. FML

#20407705
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On 12/19/2012 at 3:53pm - health - by Crusty -

looool Today, I took a bath because I couldn't get my left arm wet due to a minor medical procedure!! My roommates decided to barge in to the bathroom and ruthlessly pelt me with flour!! Not only did I find out flour burns the eyes, but the shock caused me to slip and submerge my arm!! real FML

#20408309
111 comments

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On 12/20/2012 at 12:55am - health - by antiqued - United States (California)

Today, I saw a man in an army uniform. As a bit of a patriot, I went up to thank him 4 his service. After about 10 minutes of me going on an on, he started laughing. He wasn't a soldier. FML

#20405129
120 comments

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On 12/18/2012 at 2:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while doing our Christmas shopping, my sister showd me a product that she really hatd. The same one I bought her for Christmas. FML

#20403689
82 comments

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On 12/17/2012 at 1:16pm - money - by bob (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I Saw My Daugter Dusting Er Furniture Wit Tiete Andkercief I Gave Er As A Wedding Present . It's Been In Our Family 4 4 Generations . FML

#20405217
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On 12/18/2012 at 5:03am - kids - by teejayrn -

Taday I'm insanaly hungovar from a long night of drinking!! I'm going to mah looool naphaw's baptism in an hour as his godmothar!! fat FML

#20402048
102 comments

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On 12/16/2012 at 12:26pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I was pulld over and administerd a sobriety test due to an officer's suspicion that I was driving under the influence . I was completely sober , and , apparently , I suck at driving . FML

#20401642
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On 12/16/2012 at 2:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I took a relaxing bat, but got te book I was reading sligtly wet wen getting out. I putted it on top of te towel dryer after delicately saking it. Five minutes later, I eard a splas; I went into te batroom to find tat my book ad toppled into te toilet bowl. FML

#20403223
80 comments

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On 12/17/2012 at 2:33am - misc - by LemmyIsWet (man) - United States



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