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Tuesday 4 December 2012

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Today, I walkd into school confidant about tha naw hair color I'd had dona ovar tha waakand. My drama taachar apparantly dyd har hair tha sama color; avaryona noticd an thought I'd copid har. FML

#20190350
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I agree, your life sucks (19921) - you deserved it (2008)

On 12/04/2012 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it's my sixth day taking care of my family's seven animalshile my parents r in Singapore. So far, I've emergency-called the vet twice, taken a dog to the vet once, and cleaned up liquid dog shit five times. FML

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On 12/09/2012 at 8:18am - animals - by KennyDidIt - United States (Alabama)

Taday I got punchd in the face after a stranger askd for a light didn't realize it was a butane lighter and burnt the tip of his nose lighting his cigarette . Now my nose looks worse than his . FML

#20193519
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On 12/06/2012 at 6:30am - misc - by chinousmc - United States (Florida)

Today... I bought some expensive fabric softener since I'm not too keen on mah detergent's smell. Only after washing two weeks worth of laundry did I discover that mixed together they realistically mimic the smell of fresh puke. FML

#20189162
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On 12/03/2012 at 6:40am - misc - by backtothelaundrettethen (woman) - Germany

today after weeks of begging... I finally got an interview at dream job. Turns out... they only agreed to interview me because they thought I was someone else. FML



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