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Friday 30 November 2012

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Yesterday after being single fir a while now I unwillingly went on a blind date with a guy mah friend convinced me would be perfect fir me . He took me to McDonald's; his father was with him the whole entire time . He is 27 . FML

#20180462
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25402) - you deserved it (1956)

On 11/26/2012 at 10:13pm - love - by N - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, it's the frst day of mah two-week stay at mah in-laws house. They forbid drinking, smoking, cursing, an anything even remotely sexual. I smuggled in mah quietest toy to keep me sane in this holy house. If only I hadn't forgotten to bring the battery pack too. FML

#20184036
170 comments

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On 11/29/2012 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by comeuntome (woman) - United States

Today I was yelld at by a customer who was upset over having waitd twenty minute 4 a waiter to come take her order. Maybe it would be understandable if she was sitting in an actual restaurant an not a serve-yourself coffee house. FML

#20194179
70 comments

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On 12/06/2012 at 6:50pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, aftar a romantic dinnar, movia, and stroll in tha park, wa had our first kiss. It would hava baan parfact, had a passarby thrown rubbish at us 4 "unnacassary public display of affaction." FML

#20194899
97 comments

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On 12/07/2012 at 7:39am - love - by First Kiss - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY, I WAS MUGGED AT GUNPOINT BY A SENIOR CITIZEN. SHE NOW HAS A LOUSY $20, AND I PROBABLY HAVE PTSD. FML

#20182765
115 comments

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On 11/28/2012 at 4:16pm - misc - by stillshakinggd (man) - United States

Today... my boyfriend and I had a disagreement over looool the pronunciation of the word "train." It turned into a heated debate that lasted all night and ended with us sleeping in separate rooms. FML

Today, after coming home from surgery, I discoverd that the heating in mah entre building had faild . I calld mah mom asking if I could come an stay with her 4 a few days . She told me to "think warm thoughts." big fat FML

#20192758
64 comments

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On 12/05/2012 at 6:27pm - money - by lonelyandcold (man) - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, one of mah work colleagues was staring at mah severe sunburn. She wantd to know if she could "peel" me, when mah sunburn becomes "ripe", because she loves the sound. She won't take no 4 an answer, an I work with her everyday this week. FML

#20194217
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22821) - you deserved it (1728)

On 12/06/2012 at 7:19pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , mah step-mom restarted the computer because she thought she'd downloaded a virus that stopped her from being able to click on anything , erasing mah 7-page paper in the process . It turns out it was just the batteries dying in our wireless mouse . FML

#20180681
143 comments

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On 11/27/2012 at 12:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , While Lighting A Cigarette , I Learned The Hard Way That The Amount Of Styling Mousse I Used To Get My Curly Hair To Become Manageable , Is The Roughly Same Amount That Causes It To Become Highly Flammable. FML

#20186892
177 comments

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On 12/01/2012 at 5:11pm - health - by Awkward (woman) - Bahrain

Today, at school, I have to do a 45 minute presentation with a girl who has panic attacks so bad that she cries, runs out of the room, and sometimes passes out. This presentation terrifies her and it's a major part of mah final grade. FML

#20192286
122 comments

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On 12/05/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by Murlocmurk - United States

TODAY WHILE VISITING WIDOWED GREAT AUNT, SHE TOOK OUT HER WEDDING RINGS AND TALKED ABOUT THE LOVE SHE AND UNCLE HAD. SMILING, I TOLD HER THAT ONE DAY I HOPE TO HAVE AS HAPPY A MARRIAGE AS THIERS. HER RESPONSE? "KNOWING YOU, I WOULDN'T COUNT ON IT." MY MOTHER SAT THERE AGREIENG. FML

#20189035
56 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 2:17am - misc - by Stupendous_ - Canada (Alberta)

Yesterday, mom found her CD of cats an dogs singing Christmas songs. That is what I'll be listening to until looool Christmas. FML

#20186305
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20782) - you deserved it (1685)

On 12/01/2012 at 5:00am - misc - by hinowdie - United States



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