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Thursday 29 November 2012

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Today, after coming home from surgery, I discovered that the heating in my entire building had failed. I called my mom asking if I could come and stay with her for a few days. She told me to "think warm thoughts." FML

#20192758
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15891) - you deserved it (869)

On 12/05/2012 at 6:27pm - money - by lonelyandcold (man) - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, one of my work colleagues was staring at my severe sunburn. She wanted to know if she could "peel" me, when my sunburn becomes "ripe", because she loves the sound. She won't take no for an answer, and I work with her everyday this week. FML

#20194217
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16242) - you deserved it (1229)

On 12/06/2012 at 7:19pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at school, I have to do a 45 minute presentation with a girl who has panic attacks so bad that she cries, runs out of the room, and sometimes passes out. This presentation terrifies her and it's a major part of my final grade. FML

#20192286
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16949) - you deserved it (1363)

On 12/05/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by Murlocmurk - United States

Today, my step-mom restarted the computer because she thought she'd downloaded a virus that stopped her from being able to click on anything, erasing my 7-page paper in the process. It turns out it was just the batteries dying in our wireless mouse. FML

#20180681
143 comments

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On 11/27/2012 at 12:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while visiting my widowed great aunt, she took out her wedding rings and talked about the love she and my uncle had. Smiling, I told her that one day I hope to have as happy a marriage as theirs. Her response? "Knowing you, I wouldn't count on it." My mother sat there agreeing. FML

#20189035
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14038) - you deserved it (1363)

On 12/03/2012 at 2:17am - misc - by Stupendous_ - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while lighting a cigarette, I learned the hard way that the amount of styling mousse I used to get my curly hair to become manageable, is the roughly same amount that causes it to become highly flammable. FML

#20186892
176 comments

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On 12/01/2012 at 5:11pm - health - by Awkward (woman) - Bahrain

Today, my mom found her CD of cats and dogs singing Christmas songs. That is what I'll be listening to until Christmas. FML

#20186305
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15146) - you deserved it (1076)

On 12/01/2012 at 5:00am - misc - by hinowdie - United States

Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML

#20192452
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17099) - you deserved it (1842)

On 12/05/2012 at 3:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML

#20188582
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14674) - you deserved it (1812)

On 12/02/2012 at 9:26pm - misc - by disembob - United Kingdom

Today, a customer at the Walmart I work at had a hissy fit and began throwing merchandise everywhere, including at my face, because we are Canadian and don't have a show called "Extreme Couponing" for "devoted shoppers" like her. FML

#20181556
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13455) - you deserved it (932)

On 11/27/2012 at 6:46pm - work - by ohgodwhy - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I ran across the street due to a line of cars waiting for me to cross. Just as I reached the other side, my iPhone slipped out of my hand and fell into the road, just in time to get run over by multiple cars, one after the other. FML

#20181219
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15084) - you deserved it (4750)

On 11/27/2012 at 1:45pm - misc - by unknown - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, while working at my local supermarket, I found a boy lost and wandering about, so I took him to the front desk. My reward from his mother was a slap around the face and harsh words for supposedly having kidnapped him. FML

#20183959
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17603) - you deserved it (932)

On 11/29/2012 at 1:08pm - work - by bitch i'm a gerontophile (man) - Taiwan

Today, my cat peed on my bra. I didn't realize this until after I arrived at work for my 12-hour shift. Now I'm trying to wash my bra out in the sink and stuff paper towels down it to soak up the moisture. Only 10 more hours to go, and the smell of cat pee is still lingering. FML

#20185014
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15596) - you deserved it (2840)

On 11/30/2012 at 3:33am - work - by onlyslightly (woman) - United States



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