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Wednesday 21 November 2012

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Today, a co-worker asked me if I have a Facebook account, and I said I do. I had to politely smile as he spent the next half hour insulting me for supposedly being glued to it 24/7, before claiming that it's all a CIA front to steal people's social security details. Why are nutjobs like this even alive? FML


I agree, your life sucks (19052) - you deserved it (3010)

On 11/23/2012 at 7:49pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20759) - you deserved it (1523)

On 11/28/2012 at 7:57pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I yet again purposely avoided the 'Health and Fitness' section on pinterest to keep my self-esteem up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8481) - you deserved it (17068)

On 11/21/2012 at 1:20am - health - by fatty - Canada (Alberta)

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