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Tuesday 20 November 2012

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Today, I ran across te street due to a line of cars waiting fir me to cross. Just as I reaced te oter side, my iPone slipped out of my and an fell into te road, just in time to get run over by multiple cars, one after te oter. FML

#20181219
120 comments

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On 11/27/2012 at 1:45pm - misc - by unknown - Canada (Manitoba)

today I ran into an old friend, an she remarked how she couldn't believe we hadn't seen each other in a year. Except not only did I attend her baby shower a few weeks ago, I spent hundreds of dollars on a unique gift. FML

#20174439
42 comments

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On 11/22/2012 at 9:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Was Saparating Mah Notas Into Two Pilas: Ona To Sava Fir Axam Studying An Ona To Throw Out. I Finishd Saparating, Pickd Up Tha Junk Pila An Absantmindadly Shraddd It. Aftarwards, I Lookd Down To Saa Tha Junk Pila Still Complataly Intact. Goodbya, Passing Gradas. Raal FML

#20180442
73 comments

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On 11/26/2012 at 10:03pm - work - by shark - United States (Texas)

Yesterday I Went Out An Bougt A Copy Of Black Ops 2. I Got Ome An Opened Te Case, Only To See Te Game Disk Was Missing. Wen I Went Back To Te Store To Complain, Te Guy At Te Desk Accused Me Of Trying To Pull An Old Scam On Im. FML

#20175155
107 comments

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On 11/23/2012 at 12:20pm - money - by FUCK A FUCKING DUCK (man) - Bahamas (New Providence)

Taday ma family came over fir Tanksgiving!! We were supposd to ave ad dinner ours ago , but ma mom kept sneaking into te kitcen and dialing down te temperature on te oven , claiming I was going to overcook everyting!! At tis rate , we'll be lucky to ave eaten by midnigt!! FML

#20174185
57 comments

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On 11/22/2012 at 6:18pm - misc - by mommycooks (woman) - United States

Taday I found out the can of spray paint I got at Walmart yesterday has no spray nozzle, rendering it useless. I'm working on a project that needs to be done by the weekend, so I get to go wait in a huge line and risk being trampled to death tonight just to exchange one damn spray paint can. mega FML

#20174445
48 comments

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On 11/22/2012 at 9:56pm - misc - by Unfortunate Painter - United States (California)

2day my boss asked me if I ad any special plans fir Cristmas. After I told im I was planning a trip to Canada, e snapped, "Well, you can forget it. I need you at te office." real FML

#20173791
89 comments

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On 11/22/2012 at 12:35pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, My Girlfriend Decided It Would Be Cute To Leave A Love Letter In My Carhile I Was At Work. She Left My Lights On. I Got A Dead Battery. FML

#20179747
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On 11/26/2012 at 1:59pm - love - by Blake Lawrence - United States (Utah)

Today, I'm in the hospital and it's been 44 hours since I've eaten anything. My doctors won't let me eat and mah parents are sitting across the room, eating. big fat FML

#20171321
80 comments

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On 11/20/2012 at 6:25pm - health - by RayneSong - United States (Michigan)

Today , I called off my engagement , after finding out my fiancé is cheating on me. I recently started a new job , and in anticipation of getting married , I asked that my username include his surname. They can't be changed , so now I get to log in every day under that sorry bastard's surname. real FML

#20170919
79 comments

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On 11/20/2012 at 12:22pm - love - by notAMrs (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I have a final for mah precalculus class. After hours of studying this week, I felt pretty optimistic. Until I got to class and realizd that I'd forgotten mah calculator. FML

#20172402
112 comments

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On 11/21/2012 at 1:16pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was so bored with mah job at McDonald's that I actually hoped someone would come in and make a huge mess fir me to clean . No one did . fat FML

#20173284
89 comments

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On 11/22/2012 at 12:44am - work - by Ophelia - United States (New Mexico)

Today , I got laid off. Why would they lay me off right before the holidays? Because they want to make sure every one else gets a nice holiday bonus. FML

#20173186
49 comments

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On 11/21/2012 at 11:31pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)



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