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The illustrated FMLs

Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML

By embarrassed4life - / Thursday 25 June 2009 04:34 / United States
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By  WinterSanctity  |  21

This happened to me before. The girl was like "OMG (not "Oh my God! it was OMG)some girl thinks I'm talking to HER!" (in a bitchy, self-righteous tone) so I replied "Hey, I gotta go. This girl is in the other stall and she thinks that I'm talking to her. She's on the phone and thought I was answering her. I gotta get out of here, though. She is stinking up the bathroom really bad." (She was taking a decently loud poop while on the phone - EW) (I wasn't on my phone, just pretending to be) So I washed my hands really quick and got the hell out of there.

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  vampirate  |  0

I think this one is especially funny though, just because the girl next to her was on the phone in a public bathroom stall. Seriously, fuck that other girl's life, for being a creeper weirdo.

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  thabeast  |  0

im pretty sure there have been like 5 fmls like this and its in magazines and has been a joke for a while im gonna call you on it cuz of that oh and the slim to none chance that this is real its a total YDI for being completely ignorant of the oldest joke since cell phones so yeah

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  Twolly  |  0

Yeah, some people don't get how nasty it is to talk on the phone while you're going to the bathroom. Nobody wants to hear you pushing over the phone. Hang up and call back in 5 minutes when you're done and have washed your nasty hands.

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  writergirl69  |  0

Today, I was talking to my best friend in a public bathroom. Some creeper next to me started answering all my questions. I had to awkwardly tell her I was on the phone. FML

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  missmurderx  |  8

I've talked in restrooms, i won't lie. of course, it was hiding from the teacher at school, and I wasn't using the restroom at the same time so it's a bit different:P

By  penizulaface  |  0

i think its all a conspiracy. because so many shitty fmls get put through when everyone submits great ones. i reckon that its just the moderators that post these ( the people that run the site, not those that vote on fmls to be submitted or w.e) i mean seriously, the people that wrote them never reply to any of the questions in the comments anyway. correct me if im obviously wrong but i dont think this site is completely for real.

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  Lexia_fml  |  0

It's not completely for real, but have you ever moderated? There's a ton of FMLs. I don't think they can get to all of them. I agree that this one shouldn't have been posted. It IS one of the better versions, but I think it'll exasperate most of us.

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  f_u_u_f_f  |  0

Just because it's the same as in a joke, doesn't mean it isn't real. A couple of times I've accidentally responded to somebody wearing a very small bluetooth that I didn't notice and I thought they were talking to me. This kinda stuff happens.

By  stringoffail  |  0

You may very well get a lot of YDI votes. Perhaps more than YLIF votes. Screw them. Assuming this really happened, **** the person in the stall next to you's life. People who talk on cell phones in public places should be shot. You don't know who is talking to you. You don't know who is freakin' insane. Cell phone use in public is evil.

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