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Monday 19 November 2012

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yastarday a shoppar approachad ma at Targat an said, ( So r u just gonna stand thara to look pratty an do nothing around hara? ) I ignorad his commant, until ha got so upsat that ha wantad to spaak to mah managar. It would hava baan undarstandabla if I actually workad thara. FML

#20177780
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On 11/25/2012 at 4:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML

#20169381
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On 11/19/2012 at 11:15am - animals - by crazycatlady (woman) - United States

TADAY I HAD A SEX DREAM, WHICH I INTERRUPTED BY HAVING AN OCD-INDUCED PANIC ATTACK BECAUSE APPARENTLY WE WEREN'T USING PROTECTION. MY BRAIN WON'T EVEN LET ME ENJOY THE FANTASY ACTION I GET IN MY SLEEP. FML

#20171880
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On 11/21/2012 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Dead_Fox (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today I have an ear infection. The pain from it radiate from my ear all the way down the left side of my face so my doctor prescribed me something that makes half of my face numb and pretty much unusable. Tomorrow I have to give a presentation on stroke for my med class. Go figure. FML

#20170659
56 comments

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On 11/20/2012 at 5:41am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to a disappointed boyfriend. He told me he spent an hour last night farting on mah pillow to see if I would wake up with pink-eye. He's 23 years old. FML

#20170920
117 comments

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On 11/20/2012 at 12:23pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Yesterday... I saw cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch... I pickd it up an threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time... I realizd that not only was it not a toy... but it was only half-dead. FML

#20174725
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On 11/23/2012 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

2day mah boyfriend dumpd me by throwing mah stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I trid explaining that I have no clue wat he's talking about, he startd exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants looool on fire!" FML

#20180296
141 comments

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On 11/26/2012 at 8:41pm - love - by imnotacheateryouimmaturefuck (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I HAD MAH WISDOM TEETH TAKEN OUT . I VAGUELY REMEMBER TELLING THE DOCTOR THAT I'M A VIRGIN . SEVERAL TIMES . FML

#20169028
104 comments

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On 11/19/2012 at 1:21am - health - by NOIDIDNOT (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today , mah girlfriend of 6 months yelled at me 4 not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend , an "it's just not fair." FML

#20169074
117 comments

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On 11/19/2012 at 2:13am - love - by they've been broken up for a year. - United States (Texas)

Today, I was sitting on a train, doing homework for mah programming class, when a man sat in the seat next to me . He must have been a programmer too, cuz he spent the next few hours staring at mah screen and laughing whenever I made a mistake . FML

#20169793
109 comments

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On 11/19/2012 at 5:37pm - misc - by Trinity (woman) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

Today... whilst at a red light in car... a homeless man with a spray bottle an a dirty rag came over to clean windows. He started with the driver's window... which was wide open... an whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously lyk urine. FML

#20172058
90 comments

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On 11/21/2012 at 4:54am - misc - by WamBamSam - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today , at the age of 29 , I now have a relationship on par with a teenager's. Several weeks ago , mah fiancé an I lost our home , an r now back living with our respective families. We now have no privacy. I actually just got droppd off at home , before 10 , after having sex in a hay field. FML

#20168945
74 comments

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On 11/19/2012 at 12:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, mah boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight!! When I calld him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML

#20171204
179 comments

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On 11/20/2012 at 4:57pm - health - by thinner than you (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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