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Monday 12 November 2012

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Today, I learned that last week, the UPS man gave my package to my neighbor for safekeeping. It was over five-hundred dollars' worth of merchandise. My neighbor left for Canada on Saturday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24936) - you deserved it (1800)

On 11/12/2012 at 1:40pm - money - by siciliano12594 - United States (New York)

Today, while working at the coffee shop, I had to empty the garbage cans. One of the bags gave way, and all the half-finished cups of coffee spilled all over my uniform. Most customers' orders cost more than I make per hour. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21081) - you deserved it (2123)

On 11/17/2012 at 1:35pm - work - by overpriced coffee shop worker - United States (California)

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