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Monday 12 November 2012

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Today, while giving a lecture on gender equality in the workplace, a woman yelled from the back, asking me why I'm not out starting a war somewhere. I stopped talking and tried to pinpoint her in the crowd, which she took as a sign to snort and call me a pussy. Nobody would back me up. FML

#20168119
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I agree, your life sucks (17332) - you deserved it (2163)

On 11/18/2012 at 1:40pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, while working at the coffee shop, I had to empty the garbage cans. One of the bags gave way, and all the half-finished cups of coffee spilled all over my uniform. Most customers' orders cost more than I make per hour. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18254) - you deserved it (1894)

On 11/17/2012 at 1:35pm - work - by overpriced coffee shop worker - United States (California)



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