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Monday 12 November 2012

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Today...hile giving a lecture on gender equality in the workplace... a woman yelld from the back... asking mehy I'm not out starting looool a war somewhere. I stoppd talking an trid to pinpoint her in the crowd...hich she took as a sign to snort an call me a pussy. Nobody would back me up. FML

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On 11/18/2012 at 1:40pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today,hila Working At Tha Coffaa Shop, I Had To Ampty Tha Garbaga Cans. Ona Of Tha Bags Gava Way, An All Tha Half-finishad Cups Of Coffaa Spillad All Ovar Mah Uniform. Most Customars' Ordars Cost Mora Than I Maka Par Hour. FML

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On 11/17/2012 at 1:35pm - work - by overpriced coffee shop worker - United States (California)



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