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Sunday 4 November 2012

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Today, I was reading a book in public . Some bastard stranger cummed over and started spoiling the plot for me . FML

#20148752
111 comments

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On 11/05/2012 at 10:58am - misc - by Spoilicious - Singapore

Today , I had to buy a new vacuum cleaner. My previous one stoppd working , because apparently , mah boyfriend has been using it to suck up our puppy's shit from the floor. FML

#20155036
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On 11/08/2012 at 2:03pm - love - by 99Problemsandfml - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after I gave birth to our first child, looool mah husband looked at the doctor an seriously asked, "When do you circumcise the baby?" We had a babby girl. FML

#20138333
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On 10/29/2012 at 6:32am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was playing wit cat. I tried to put im on stomac, but e refused to stay put. Ever since I lost weigt, e won't lay wit me or purr. I tink fat was te only ting e liked about me. FML

#20150645
120 comments

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On 11/06/2012 at 3:27pm - animals - by creedonfied - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was waitrassing fir a huga family. Thair bill was $750. Excitd about tha tip, I was shockd to saa only $0.50. As thay wara laaving, I thraw tha twohola quartar at thair haads. Guassho also got fird today. FML

#20150831
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On 11/06/2012 at 5:37pm - work - by Misunderstood Waitress (woman) - United States

Today I found out that my over-controlling parents would be moving in next door!! I'm almost 23 an moved 5 365 KM away to get away from them!! FML

#20142163
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On 10/31/2012 at 9:39pm - misc - by OhLovely (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my daughter brought home her new boyfriend. He has a neck tattoo, an his life's dream is to be a professional "beer pong" player. FML

#20146654
140 comments

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On 11/04/2012 at 1:30am - kids - by PleaseDontBeSerious - Canada

Taday one of dad's work friends cummed over!! As he was leaving, he complimented dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice!! I guess dress didn't give him a clue!! FML

#20140430
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On 10/30/2012 at 5:26pm - misc - by rarara - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, at my school they were having a carnival to raise money. One of the patron suggested that if they wanted to make money, they should have people pledge money to make me cover my ugly face with a bag. The school got over $500, and I had to wear a bag. FML

#20143313
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On 11/01/2012 at 7:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today , a woman on the train demanded I give up mah seat fir her , claiming it was fir people with disabilities. Tred from a long day at work , an seieng she had nothing wrong with her , I asked what her disability was. Apparently , obesity is one. FML

#20152323
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On 11/07/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by NotAnExcuse (woman) - United States

Taday at archery practice , I jokingly said that I'd kiss the next person to get a bullseye. They all made a point of missing their targets , some even shooting their arrows way off to the side. FML

#20146224
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On 11/03/2012 at 8:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I WOKE UP AN LOOKED OVER TO SEE THE "BEAUTIFUL GIRL" I SLEPT WITH LAST NIGHT. TURNS OUT IT WAS THE OBSESSIVE GIRL FROM MAH CLASS WITH A MAN-FACE I HAD AVOIDED ALL SEMESTER. IN CONCLUSION, BEER GOGGLE ARE VERY REAL AN VERY POWERFUL. FML

#20149916
78 comments

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On 11/06/2012 at 12:15am - intimacy - by coolguy (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, mah friend joked to mah co-workers that mah kitty-cat of a husband was going to beat me 4 spending $200 on shoes . Later on, mah rather large dog was so excited to see me when I walked in the door, he split mah lip . Somehow, I don't think they'll believe me when I get to the office tomorrow . FML

#20150093
115 comments

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On 11/06/2012 at 4:32am - work - by iLuvsIt (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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