Friday 15 June 2012 
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Today, I was once again passed over for a promotion. I'm now the assistant to a kid who has failed to meet almost every single responsibility he's been given before. It's my job to make sure he's successful, and if he isn't, I'll lose my job. FML
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On 06/18/2012 at 3:49pm - misc - by wenchfucker (man) - France (Lorraine)
Today, I let my imbecile of a brother borrow my car. The keys to his car are now jammed into the ignition of mine. FML
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On 06/20/2012 at 11:44pm - misc - by thesmartone - United States
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
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On 06/13/2012 at 12:58pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
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On 06/14/2012 at 4:40pm - misc - by eeeee (woman) - United States
Today, I was forced to listen and politely nod with a smile on my face, as my boss droned on and on, explaining that everything in the universe is slowly getting bigger, aside from him, because he's never felt so short before. FML
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On 06/17/2012 at 3:38pm - work - by Megan (woman) - United Kingdom (Neath Port Talbot)
Today, it's my mother's birthday. She received the ultimate gift from my brother, who told her he had just been accepted into medical school. I bought her scratch-offs. She won a dollar. FML
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On 06/14/2012 at 1:42pm - misc - by bad son - United States (California)
Today, I am exhausted and can barely move after being up all night taking care of my drunk and vomiting husband. He, on the other hand, feels much better and is bounding with energy. FML
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On 06/17/2012 at 8:34am - health - by Shenza - United States (New York)
Today, I entered my first professional fight as a mixed martial artist. It's been my dream to become a UFC champion one day. All I do is train and watch UFC fights all day. I was out cold in a matter of seconds. FML
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On 06/21/2012 at 11:07pm - misc - by yeah - United States
Today, my dad approached two girls at a store and told them I'd crashed into their car. They didn't find it funny either. FML
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On 06/17/2012 at 9:57pm - misc - by annonymous - United States
Today, someone rang my doorbell. The moment I opened the door, a smell not unlike a cascading torrent of rotting flesh and urine hit my nostrils. I stood there for an eternity as a homeless man leaned on my door and desperately tried to convince me to buy an array of scrap metal from him. FML
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On 06/21/2012 at 2:13pm - misc - by noquiero (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)
Today, while watching TV with my boyfriend, I was telling him that I wasn't looking forward to "getting older" and turning thirty in three days. Five minutes later, he said, "I never knew you had so much grey hair already" and then offered to help me dye them. FML
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On 06/22/2012 at 2:02am - misc - by Username (woman) - United States
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