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By rosecolas / Saturday 12 November 2016 13:36 / United States - Falls Church
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By  Colon_Man  |  17

My ex-wife is notorious for this.
Once we were at Wal-Mart and she begged me to let her hang onto the debit card.

After she ground me down I let her.

She made it two aisles.

And, in that time someone had found it and turned it into lost and found - which means, she dropped it almost immediately.

She has had sooooo many cell phones over the years that you don't even bother putting her number into your phone.

By  rosecolas  |  15

OP Here! The key was under some water bottles I put on the shelf when I was moving some stuff around. It was an incredibly tiny key that I kept looking over. All was fine afterwards.

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Today, a shopper asked me where my nipples were. Seeing as I work in Babies'R'Us, this is a common question. I brought her over to the nursing equipment aisle where she then grabbed my nipples, gave them a twist, and walked away. I need a new job. FML

By NotGabe / Sunday 1 September 2013 14:25 / United States - Houston
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