Tuesday 15 May 2012 
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Today, I found out the hard way that it is possible to sunburn the soles of your feet. FML
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Today, I started my job as one of those sign spinners. About an hour later, some people drove up, yelled, "Bitch, get off my corner," and threw water balloons at me. My boss made me keep working in the soaking wet outfit. FML
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On 05/17/2012 at 6:02pm - work - by poseidon5213 - United States (California)
Today, after weeks of sorting, inspecting, and waiting, my high school's yearbooks were distributed. I'd searched carefully for photo errors and was proud to say there were none. That is, until someone told me that a boy on the last page was flipping the camera the bird. FML
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On 05/18/2012 at 5:50pm - misc - by ooh cat - United States (California)
Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. FML
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On 05/19/2012 at 6:54pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I read an article on babies dying after being accidentally left in cars in the sun. On my lunch break, I decided to walk around the parking lot, checking to see that no kids were abandoned in cars. A guy gave me a smack for looking through his car window. FML
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On 05/21/2012 at 10:59am - misc - by whytoday -
Today, my wardrobe door jammed, and I couldn't change out into some nice clothes for my date. On the way there, my car broke down. Not wanting to be late and make a bad impression, I scuttled the rest of the way, only to find I'd been stood up. FML
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On 05/19/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by cheesfactor (woman) - Bulgaria (Ruse)
Today, I went to the orthodontist's to get my braces tightened, and I chose baby blue bands. Turns out they make my teeth look extremely yellow. Only a month and a half to go. FML
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On 05/21/2012 at 7:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I went into Whole Foods asking if they carried a supplement called Carnosine. The girl assisting me had no idea what it was, but asked, "Is this for weight loss?" FML
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On 05/21/2012 at 8:10am - health - by medosin (woman) - Austria
Today, my boss at my new job asked whether I was fitting in OK. The company is Swedish, so as a joke, I said that at home I now serve all my food as a smorgasbord, chew on fermented herring and Daim chocolate bars, and buy all my furniture at Ikea. She didn't see the funny side. FML
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On 05/15/2012 at 2:48am - work - by Isa (woman) - United States
Today, I took the day off work to be with my wife, since she's always bemoaning my lack of romantic gestures. As thanks, she spent most of the day reading Fifty Shades of Grey, which is basically a blatant plagiarism of Twilight, starring a pair of two-dimensional BDSM freaks. FML
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On 05/22/2012 at 12:11pm - love - by boblaj (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)
Today, I was told I need two root canals. This is because my previous dentist did such a bad job on one of my teeth that the decay went through and transferred to its neighbor. FML
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On 05/14/2012 at 1:55pm - health - by GrinningCynic - United States (Colorado)
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
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On 05/17/2012 at 4:41pm - misc - by Unhappymothersday - United States (North Carolina)
Today, it was the first time I was going to fly first class. I ended up in the bathroom almost the whole flight with diarrhea. FML
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On 05/20/2012 at 6:21am - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)
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