Tuesday 15 May 2012 
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Today, whilst working in a pharmacy, I was given the pleasure of listening to an old lady share the details of what she sticks up her vagina. FML
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On 05/15/2012 at 4:08am - intimacy - by uni life (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
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On 05/22/2012 at 9:24pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I thought I felt my baby kicking for the first time. After excitedly exclaiming this fact to the few people around me, I involuntarily let out the loudest fart. Not the baby kicking, just gas. FML
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On 05/19/2012 at 7:05am - health - by GothicAngel17 - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I was at a bus stop making small talk with a really nice girl, when all of a sudden some kids let off firecrackers behind me. I shrieked like a little girl and practically jumped into her lap. FML
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On 05/15/2012 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was having dinner with my college friends to celebrate the end of our first year. I said really great things about them as individuals. The only thing they had to say to me was, "Thanks for being the token black friend." FML
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On 05/14/2012 at 10:23pm - misc - by foreverbrown (man) - United States
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 10:19am - love - by Coykoi - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, I finally gained the nerve to ask out the girl of my dreams. She responded by saying, "You need to lower your standards." FML
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On 05/17/2012 at 5:07pm - love - by colts609380 - United States (California)
Today, it was my birthday, and I woke up to my dad telling me that we're going to Disneyland. Apparently, by "we" he meant him and my mom. They did, however, make a point to say "happy birthday" before they left. FML
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On 05/19/2012 at 10:04pm - misc - by Schubey (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML
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On 05/17/2012 at 12:35am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I tried to swallow a spoonful of cinnamon. I ended up vomiting chunks of burgers, all while bleeding from the nose and suffering throbbing testicles. I then had to clean it all up. FML
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On 05/18/2012 at 3:41am - health - by TLJ321 -
Today, before I went into surgery, the patient next to me just finished the same procedure I was going to get. As he woke up in the recovery area 10 feet away, I was getting my final prep before the operation. On my way into the operating room I was comforted by his screams of agonizing pain. FML
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On 05/19/2012 at 6:02am - health - by lubey - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I noticed the only time my husband stops snoring like a drunken horse is so that he can fart. FML
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On 05/14/2012 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my mom was giving me a long lecture about being aware of my surroundings, because you never know what's out there. While she was talking, I noticed a drug deal going down in the Walmart parking lot. She didn't notice. FML
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On 05/15/2012 at 10:24am - misc - by observant (woman) - United States
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