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Sunday 13 May 2012

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Today, after applying for a promotion to a position which I've been working my ass off for two years to get, my managers thought it would be appropriate to discuss other applicants in front of me, even asking me to compare my resume with theirs to see the "caliber" of what I'm up against. FML

#19621126
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13062) - you deserved it (1153)

On 05/14/2012 at 6:39am - work - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I finally bought a car, after saving up for a year. My dealer had told me it was a good buy, so I snapped it up then and there. On the way home, the rear axle practically fell out of the car due to frame rot. My dealer wants to buy the car back at half the price. FML

#19587863
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8017) - you deserved it (16660)

On 05/07/2012 at 4:40pm - money - by exalia (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was at my job life-guarding, when a woman pushed the spine-board over, hitting me on the back of my head. She laughed, but I now have a concussion and a stiff neck, and my co-workers can't stop laughing at the "irony." FML

#19591635
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12700) - you deserved it (870)

On 05/08/2012 at 10:00am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, there is an annular solar eclipse. As I was buying the last pair of solar glasses to watch the eclipse with, some jerk snatched them out of my hands and bolted off with them. I now have to make the decision between watching the eclipse and not going blind. FML

#19653342
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13569) - you deserved it (2345)

On 05/20/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by VocalizedBoar - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I got a ticket for panhandling to get gas money so that I could both drive out to a job interview AND still have enough gas to pick up my dad. Apparently, these particular cops had nothing better to do than harass me for standing quietly next to a freeway entrance with a silly sign. FML

#19635056
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5557) - you deserved it (16035)

On 05/16/2012 at 11:42pm - money - by Starving Student - United States (Washington)



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