Saturday 25 February 2012 
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Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML
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On 02/20/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by shea234 - United States
Today, my parents dragged me along to a family soccer game. I got so bored watching a bunch of grown men practically buttfucking each other between kicking balls around the field, that I fell asleep. I woke up a few hours later to an empty field and had to walk five miles back home. FML
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On 02/24/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by so bored -__- (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, while working as a police dispatcher, I took a call for a motorcycle accident that occurred near my house. After obtaining all the essential information I realized the rider was my brother. He doesn't own a motorcycle, but I do. FML
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On 02/25/2012 at 12:36am - misc - by Samm Povich - United States
Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML
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On 02/28/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by poop - United States
Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML
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On 02/28/2012 at 2:41pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was chatting to my brother on Skype. Out of the blue, and just as I read the punchline to a hilarious joke, he said his girlfriend had been cheating on him. I couldn't stifle my side-splitting laughter, and he's been ignoring my calls since. FML
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On 03/02/2012 at 10:05pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML
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On 02/24/2012 at 6:01pm - health - by gabby - United States (Texas)
Today, I learned that lemonade and urine look very similar to one another. I also learned that they taste very different. FML
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On 02/28/2012 at 5:44pm - misc - by iVaughtTV - United States (Indiana)
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
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On 02/20/2012 at 9:23am - intimacy - by Gabi - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was talking to my grandpa while he was gardening outside. Suddenly I feel this hard, salty thing fly into my mouth and I spit it out. It turned out to be a beetle. My grandpa takes one look at the beetle and says, "Well, at least that poor bug finally got you to shut up." FML
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On 02/20/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by vw (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, we had our whole staff photo. We all had to stand up in rows in height order, as I'm tall I had to stand in the middle, at the back. I'm horribly claustrophobic and ended up fainting in front of 100 colleagues, taking down 4 people around me. FML
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On 02/23/2012 at 7:11am - work - by photofaint - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I went to help a friend move into her new apartment. We were half-way through when it started to rain, and in my anger I yelled that it's like these things happen just to annoy me. Then we heard the tornado sirens. FML
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On 03/02/2012 at 4:15pm - misc - by wtf did I do - United States
Today, I discovered the hard way that all the scare stories I'd heard about rats getting into pipes and finding their way into your toilet are, in fact, true. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - misc - by TheHezzer - United Kingdom (Bristol)
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