Tuesday 21 February 2012 
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Today, I found out my mom has been stealing from me to pay for Scientology courses. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 10:14pm - misc - by sonofanut - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I spent my day creating a new type of laugh, and performing it in my head. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 6:49am - work - by annoym - United States (Florida)
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
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On 02/24/2012 at 10:05am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland
Today, my friend and I got into such a heated debate the police had to be called. The debate was about Whitney Houston. FML
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On 02/20/2012 at 2:41am - misc - by OhMyWhitney - United States (Illinois)
Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 12:01am - love - by bloodshedblack - United States (Colorado)
Today, I decided to take a peek in my fiancé's vow book to see how far he's got. The only thing in there was the lyrics to a song from the movie Shrek. FML
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On 02/25/2012 at 11:09pm - misc - by KMO - United States
Today, I had my girlfriend over at my parents for dinner. When we were done, my dad went around to collect all the dirty plates and stacked them on his arm. When he got to my girlfriend, the weight became too much and he and the plates fell on top of her. FML
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On 02/27/2012 at 6:09pm - love - by anonymous - United Kingdom (Doncaster)
Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 1:45pm - love - by GeeTwo - United States
Today, someone actually thought it was appropriate to compare my mother's death to the death of their cat. FML
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On 02/20/2012 at 8:05pm - misc - by ashleigh_anarchy (woman) - Australia
Today, I was so busy checking my phone for live bus arrival times I didn't notice the bus pull up, let the people beside me on and drive away. FML
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Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML
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On 02/26/2012 at 11:58pm - misc - by Confused - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my husband came home late from drinking with his buddies, only to toss and turn and keep me up for an hour. He then sat up and didn't move for a few minutes. I sat up to see what was wrong, only to see him pissing on the carpet beside our bed. FML
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On 02/20/2012 at 9:15pm - misc - by Carpet cleaner (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my sculpture, which is very important for my art grade, fell from my desk and broke to pieces. My art teacher suggested I soak the parts in water to make it easier to stick them back together. They dissolved. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - Germany (Thuringen)
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