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September 2013

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Today, I realized how nice it was that, after moving into my ground-floor apartment, I no longer have to worry about being too loud walking on the floor at night. Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbors do not have any qualms about shouting or stomping their feet loudly at night, either. FML

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On 09/03/2013 at 1:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, my financial issues hit a new low when I had to borrow back some of the money I gave the guy who did my hair. FML

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On 09/26/2013 at 2:24am - money - by MrsCasillas (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I asked my dad why he only has pictures of me from when I was a little kid. Without skipping a beat, he said, "I only keep pictures from when I liked you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22472) - you deserved it (2206)

On 09/24/2013 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)



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