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September 2013

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Today, my friend asked if she could come over to my place. Since it's my birthday tomorrow, I said sure. Turns out she just wants to copy all my notes for our upcoming exam. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40579) - you deserved it (3605)

On 09/07/2013 at 6:22pm - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my financial issues hit a new low when I had to borrow back some of the money I gave the guy who did my hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30830) - you deserved it (4953)

On 09/26/2013 at 2:24am - money - by MrsCasillas (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I asked my dad why he only has pictures of me from when I was a little kid. Without skipping a beat, he said, "I only keep pictures from when I liked you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21713) - you deserved it (2132)

On 09/24/2013 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)



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