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December 2012

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Today, I unwrapped my present and, to my surprise, I had gotten a repair manual for my truck. Apparently, my parents are "Tired of seeing that piece of shit in front of our house." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14123) - you deserved it (21370)

On 12/26/2012 at 3:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, after weeks of begging, I finally got an interview at my dream job. Turns out, they only agreed to interview me because they thought I was someone else. FML

Today, I received from my husband for Christmas the body lotion that only he uses. And nothing else. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28269) - you deserved it (2715)

On 12/26/2012 at 1:15am - misc - by marriedtoatool - Australia (New South Wales)



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