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November 2012

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Today, My Parant Told Ma That Thay Had Joind A Local Club. Proud Of Tham For Going Out Of Thara Comfort Zona To Maka Naw Friands, I Googld Tha Nama Of Tha Club. I'm Sura Thay'll Maka Soma Lifalong Friand At Thara First Swingar Club Maat. FML

#20179494
81 comments

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On 11/26/2012 at 8:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today, someone stole iPhone. I used the Find My iPhone app, an located it in the apartment building next to mine. I can hear the ringing sound I've activated, but nobody will answer the door. FML

#20163099
109 comments

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On 11/14/2012 at 12:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, MY GRLFRIEND DECIDED TO BREAK THE NEWS THAT SHE WANTED US TO BE "JUST FRIENDS." HOWEVER, SHE DID IT NOT IN JUST ANY OLD WAY - WHILE ICE-SKATING. I'M CURRENTLY IN HOSPITAL GETTING STITCHES IN MY ARM AFTER I TRIPPED IN SHOCK AN SHE RAN ME OVER. FML

#20173269
71 comments

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On 11/22/2012 at 12:35am - love - by Ice cold (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, mah girlfriend broke up with me cuz she found out I share a birthday with a fictional character who is "untrustworthy" and has a "dark side", so therefore I can't be trustd either. FML

#20163899
108 comments

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On 11/15/2012 at 12:48am - love - by B-Rad (man) - United States

Today, tis guy I've been dating fir a few monts freaked out and called is mom crying, cuz I told im I migt be pregnant wit is baby. He is 27. I didn't even take a pregnancy test yet. FML

#20171052
240 comments

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On 11/20/2012 at 2:45pm - misc - by babyblues (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the ( other guy ), he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous an trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML

#20177730
85 comments

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On 11/25/2012 at 3:09am - love - by king400 - United States (California)

Today My Dad Puttd An Onion In My Room... Telling Me Sprits Won't Haunt Me And That I Won't Get Sick. He Thinks A Vegetable Will Protect Me. Real FML

#20163512
118 comments

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On 11/14/2012 at 7:48pm - health - by duhasiangirl - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I was walking home when I realized I didn't have phone on me!! After retracing steps I realized that I'd been listening to music from phone the entire time!! mega FML

#20177683
54 comments

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On 11/25/2012 at 2:12am - misc - by Jocelyn - Canada (Alberta)

Today.. . I startd at mah first job . Within the first five minutes of arriving.. . I was followd around by ahite guyho repeatedly sang to me.. . "Black people love making music" along with a few of his own songs . It resultd in me getting fird 4 bringing mah "boyfriend" to work . I didn't even know him . FML

#20163535
32 comments

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On 11/14/2012 at 8:04pm - work - by sarahijklmnop (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, mah "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use mah phone to text mah girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to mah side of the story. fat FML

#20175626
123 comments

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On 11/23/2012 at 7:38pm - love - by jakeson12 - United Kingdom (Dundee City)

Today, I went to a big job interview. Everything went well at first, with the interviewer being impressed by mah CV. I was then interrogated over not having a Facebook account, and practically accused of being a criminal, because people without them "always have something to hide". FML

#20165792
146 comments

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On 11/16/2012 at 6:59pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I decided to be responsible an call a cab to take drunk ass home from the bar!! As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out an had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more!! The police soon arrived an arrested us all!! FML

#20180075
105 comments

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On 11/26/2012 at 6:11pm - misc - by ronboy - United States (Ohio)

Yesterday after being single fir a while now I unwillingly went on a blind date with a guy mah friend convinced me would be perfect fir me . He took me to McDonald's; his father was with him the whole entire time . He is 27 . FML

#20180462
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25402) - you deserved it (1956)

On 11/26/2012 at 10:13pm - love - by N - Denmark (Hovedstaden)



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