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September 2012

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today my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalkerho prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML

#20081331
56 comments

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On 09/20/2012 at 9:39pm - misc - by Emily - United States (California)

Today, I had to pay manager $10 just to take stalker's order so I didn't have to.

#20087724
80 comments

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On 09/25/2012 at 3:08am - work - by snowbell18 (woman) - United States

Today, I was driving homa on tha highway with my wifa an har parants. As I ovartook anothar car, a rock got kickd up into our windshiald. My wifa scraamd about tha crack it craatd, whila my mothar-in-law goadd har on an mockd my ( piss-poor driving. ) FML

#20085361
74 comments

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On 09/23/2012 at 5:05pm - misc - by future MIL slasher (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, the gas company cummd to connect our stove fir free. While here, they broke looool our hot water heater, shut it off, an issud us a hazard notice. We can fix it, but they won't be able to come back fir another two weeks to turn the gas back on. We don't have any hot water until then. FML

#20072391
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On 09/15/2012 at 12:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY, I DECIDED TO CLEAN MAH FACE OF UNWANTED VISITORS, AN SPENT MAH SHOWER POPPING THE PIMPLE ON MAH CHEEKS !! TWENTY MINUTE LATER, I REMEMBERED THAT I WAS SHOWERING AHEAD OF A DATE WITH MAH GIRLFRIEND !! MY CHEEK NOW LOOK LIKE THE CRATER-FILLED SURFACE OF MARS !! FML

#20066193
92 comments

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On 09/10/2012 at 12:19pm - health - by greeple - Singapore

Today , I realized how lonely looool I am when I got excited over recieving my daily weather update from the Weather Channel. fat FML

#20086575
45 comments

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On 09/24/2012 at 1:01pm - misc - by mstar - United States

TODAY... I STARTED WORKING MY CRAPPY... MINIMUM-WAGE RETAIL JOB AT A LOCAL ELECTRONIC STORE. AN OUR INTO MY SIFT... MY BOSS SENT ME TO SCRUB OUT A DISCOUNT BIN... AFTER SOME DRUNK CUNT IN IS TEENS STAGGERED INTO TE PLACE YELLING... AN PUKED IS GUTS INTO IT. WAT A LIFE. FML

#20095286
92 comments

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On 09/30/2012 at 3:00pm - work - by what the fuck, mate (man) - Australia

Today , uncertain of having a job next month or being able to pay rent , I'm filling out tens of online surveys a day for gift cards to McDonald's , to buy hamburgers that I can freeze so I will have food for the coming months. FML

#20065270
112 comments

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On 09/09/2012 at 8:45pm - money - by willtype4food (man) - Finland

Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is mah manager at mah new job !! FML

#20060179
80 comments

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On 09/06/2012 at 7:15am - work - by Jessica S. (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I announced to my family that I was going to start playing netball with my work colleagues. They all burst into fits of laughter at the thought of me doing physical activity. FML

#20061605
58 comments

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On 09/07/2012 at 5:50am - health - by sunshinexx - Australia

Today I found out tat te car I got a great deal on a few days ago needs a new transmission. I'm now te proud owner of a very large and very expensive paperweigt. FML

#20066208
114 comments

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On 09/10/2012 at 12:48pm - money - by BuspassBob - United States

Today, mah husband and I bought a new swing 4 our front porch. We putted it together and sat down to enjoy our accomplishment. 5 minutes into our swing I threw up several times. I have really bad motion sickness, and apparently a swing is no exception. real FML

#20074281
86 comments

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On 09/16/2012 at 8:36am - misc - by kacie smith - United States (North Carolina)

Today, it's mah best friend's brthday . It's also the frst year I've had her gift purchased, wrapped and mailed on time . The post office lost the parcel . FML



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