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September 2012

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Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML

#20063395
68 comments

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On 09/08/2012 at 4:32pm - health - by balletteacher - United States

Today, it's day two of my two-month summer job on a Mediterranean cruise ship. I'm incredibly seasick, and the ship is still docked. FML

#20060408
81 comments

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On 09/06/2012 at 12:51pm - work - by SummerJob (woman) -

Today, I was driving home on the highway with my wife and her parents. As I overtook another car, a rock got kicked up into our windshield. My wife screamed about the crack it created, while my mother-in-law goaded her on and mocked my "piss-poor driving." FML

#20085361
75 comments

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On 09/23/2012 at 5:05pm - misc - by future MIL slasher (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, at work, I was talking to a Scottish woman when my coworker and I both told her we were also Scottish. To this she replied, "We Scottish people get around." I then said, "Tell me about it, I'm one of four siblings from my dad, he definitely gets around." She was talking about travel. FML

#20069784
54 comments

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On 09/13/2012 at 1:19am - work - by jcedarholm (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML

#20081331
57 comments

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On 09/20/2012 at 9:39pm - misc - by Emily - United States (California)

Today, the gas company came to connect our stove for free. While here, they broke our hot water heater, shut it off, and issued us a hazard notice. We can fix it, but they won't be able to come back for another two weeks to turn the gas back on. We don't have any hot water until then. FML

#20072391
73 comments

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On 09/15/2012 at 12:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I started working my crappy, minimum-wage retail job at a local electronics store. An hour into my shift, my boss sent me to scrub out a discount bin, after some drunk cunt in his teens staggered into the place yelling, and puked his guts into it. What a life. FML

#20095286
90 comments

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On 09/30/2012 at 3:00pm - work - by what the fuck, mate (man) - Australia

Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML

#20060179
80 comments

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On 09/06/2012 at 7:15am - work - by Jessica S. (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, as I left work for the parking lot, I noticed two full trashbags duct-taped to my car. They were marked as my property. According to the note left on my windshield, my ex-roommate thought he'd be kind enough to bring my things to me to save me the trip. FML

#20081002
96 comments

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On 09/20/2012 at 5:40pm - misc - by Snickerfritz (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Today, I found out that the car I got a great deal on a few days ago, needs a new transmission. I'm now the proud owner of a very large and very expensive paperweight. FML

#20066208
109 comments

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On 09/10/2012 at 12:48pm - money - by BuspassBob - United States

Today, I decided to clean my face of unwanted visitors, and spent my shower popping the pimples on my cheeks. Twenty minutes later, I remembered that I was showering ahead of a date with my girlfriend. My cheeks now look like the crater-filled surface of Mars. FML

#20066193
96 comments

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On 09/10/2012 at 12:19pm - health - by greeple - Singapore

Today, I realized how lonely I am when I got excited over receiving my daily weather update from the Weather Channel. FML

#20086575
44 comments

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On 09/24/2012 at 1:01pm - misc - by mstar - United States

Today, it's my best friend's birthday. It's also the first year I've had her gift purchased, wrapped and mailed on time. The post office lost the parcel. FML

#20094428
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14000) - you deserved it (1001)

On 09/29/2012 at 11:49pm - misc - by carine13 - Canada (Alberta)

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