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Wednesday 12 February 2014

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TODAY HOUSE IS ON LOCKDOWN . I RECENTLY MOVED TO GEORGIA FROM RHODE ISLAND TO BE WITH BOYFRIEND . THE STATE IS ON HIGH ALERT FOR AN ICE STORM . I'M STUCK INSIDE WITH TERRIFIED BOYFRIEND , WHO'S CALLING IT "THE STORM OF THE CENTURY" . I USED TO WALK TO SCHOOL IN THIS WEATHER . FML

#21058111
235 comments

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On 02/12/2014 at 1:25pm - misc - by Stuck - United States (Georgia)

TODAY... I RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER. I YELLED FROM THE BATHROOM 4 MAH PARENTS TO BRING ME SOME TOILET PAPER. MY DAD SLIPPED ONE TINY PIECE OF TOILET PAPER UNDER THE DOOR AND BOOMED... "THE FINAL TEST." BIG FAT FML

#21058095
74 comments

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On 02/12/2014 at 12:57pm - misc - by airhead2015 (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, te boy wo sits next to me in class accidentally dropped is sketc pad. It turns out e's really talented at drawing portraits. Tey're so good tat I could recognize myself in all of tem. FML

#21058436
30 comments

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On 02/12/2014 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a woman pushed a stroller in front of my car. Thinking I'd hit someone, I jumped out. Turns out it was a doll. The "woman" was a 14-year-old girl, claiming, "I did it 4 the Vine!" FML

#21058421
123 comments

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On 02/12/2014 at 7:52pm - misc - by Parusu - United States (Florida)

Today , I found out tha raal raason boyfriand kapt starting fights with ma , an why bast friand kapt talling ma to braak up with him. It looool was so thay could turn thair affair into a propar ralationship , than twist it around to maka ma look lyk a bitch for dumping him. FML

#21058247
158 comments

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On 02/12/2014 at 4:25pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today... ma in-laws kept mocking me for bieng "too clean" cuz I take a sower every day. Tey tink I'm wierd an kept saying tings like "Be carefulen u ug yur daugter... se migt squeak!" an calling me names like "water-wasting bitc." Tey aven't stoppd all day. FML

#21058081
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45831) - you deserved it (3958)

On 02/12/2014 at 12:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

yesterday mah boyfriend gave me a hickey on mah breast. To be fair I decided to give him a hickey on his chest. He was so worried about catching shit from the guys on his swim team that he dislocated mah jaw trying to get me off him. FML

Today, I watchd the Sochi Winter Games online. Excitd by an athlete's victory, I yelld out, ( YEAH! ) to 20-or-so silent coworkers. As if to redeem myself, I then said, ( Don't pretend lyk your all working u lot! ) Our boss was right behind me. FML

#21057961
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23501) - you deserved it (35250) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/12/2014 at 4:47am - work - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, A Guy Drove Straight Into An Intersection, Running A Stop Sign An Narrowly Missing Mah Car. I Had To Swerve Into A Snow Bank To Avoid Him. He Stoppd Long Enough To See That I Had A Toddler In Mah Car, Before Flipping Me Off An Driving Away. FML

#21058102
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44287) - you deserved it (3316)

On 02/12/2014 at 1:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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