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Tuesday 3 December 2013

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Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML

#20979326
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42386) - you deserved it (7978)

On 12/03/2013 at 12:33pm - kids - by DocShadow (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got the ending to Breaking Bad spoiled for me by a cashier while I was buying the final season box-set. FML

#20979412
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41333) - you deserved it (3767)

On 12/03/2013 at 2:45pm - misc - by nemesis5196523 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I lost my phone. I called the number from my friend's phone, hoping I could find it. A guy answered, laughed "Thanks for the phone!" and hung up. FML

#20979337
99 comments

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On 12/03/2013 at 12:54pm - misc - by phonegotlostinthepark - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML

#20979759
59 comments

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On 12/03/2013 at 9:03pm - health - by supras (man) - United Kingdom (Luton)

Today, I found out that if you accidentally step on your boss's dog's tail, yes, you can get fired. But not because you stepped on the dog's tail. You didn't say sorry. FML

#20979207
178 comments

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On 12/03/2013 at 9:04am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I set up a motion-activated sprinkler to drench the neighborhood kids who have been ding dong ditching me for years. Because they cannot get close enough to ring the doorbell, they decided to start egging me instead. FML

#20979023
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41189) - you deserved it (6342)

On 12/03/2013 at 1:09am - misc - by Kyle - United States (Washington)

Today, I got nominated to sit in a chair in the middle of the gym during a high school rally while the entire school got to throw paper balls at me. FML

#20979287
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41183) - you deserved it (4218)

On 12/03/2013 at 11:34am - misc - by reallyhighschool (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a new chair at work. After spending 3 hours putting it together, I was called into my boss's office and let go. FML

#20979933
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40244) - you deserved it (5175)

On 12/03/2013 at 11:05pm - work - by helpme - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I covered a 10-hour shift for a sick coworker. Glad to earn some extra money for the holidays, I went to clock out. I hadn't even clocked in when I first got there at 7 am. FML

#20979925
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39470) - you deserved it (14832)

On 12/03/2013 at 11:02pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML

#20979319
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38128) - you deserved it (3735)

On 12/03/2013 at 12:28pm - health - by wheezy - United States (Mississippi)



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