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Thursday 14 February 2013

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Today... I felt frisky... so I did my hair and puttd on make-up and some lingerie. I walkd into the living room...here my husband was playing a video game. He glancd up... said... "Oh... fir fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes fir him to reach a save-game point. FML

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On 02/14/2013 at 6:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

TODAY, I HAD TO USE A DICTIONARY BEFORE I REALIZD I WAS BIENG FLIRTD WITH. MEGA FML

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On 02/14/2013 at 6:01am - love - by lex - United States

Today while riding the train home I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed I told him to be less obvious an to stop staring. He promptly responded ( Bitch I'm gay an even I can tell no one would want to look at you. ) FML

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On 02/14/2013 at 2:39am - misc - by assoutofuandme (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain tohite girlfriend that dating me doesn't give her the right to call mother the n-word. FML

#20507523
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On 02/14/2013 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Taday I went to te market to buy some groceries. Before I got even alf-way ome, a guy stormd toward me, pulld wat lookd like a knife, an casd me around te block wile screaming tat e'd kill me for sleeping wit is wife. Nope, still a 15-year-old virgin ere. FML

#20506765
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On 02/14/2013 at 4:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Saudi Arabia (Ash Sharqiyah)

Today, I lit mah beard on fre while trying to light a cigarette driving to work. I got fred from work when I got there cuz of mah appearance. FML

#20507167
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On 02/14/2013 at 8:55pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

today just so mah family would think someone might actually be interestd in me... I bought myself roses and attachd a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have workd if I hadn't forgotten to take looool the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML

#20506184
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On 02/14/2013 at 8:18am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch and returned my aging iPod and Kindle hich she constantly steals 4 her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. big fat FML

#20506625
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On 02/14/2013 at 3:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Germany

2day I had to yet again explain to looool the guy I live with that just cuz u can't see dirt... it doesn't mean it's clean. And so letting his dog lick the plates is NOT the same thing as washing up. He won't listen to me... and he uses mah plates. FML

#20507079
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On 02/14/2013 at 8:08pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Yesterday I Tried To Give Some Change To A Homeless Man!! My Girlfriend Pulled Me Away And Ranted About How Homeless People R All Basically Bastards Who Deserve Their Misfortune, And That I Shouldn't Give ( Our ) Money Away!! FML

#20506599
104 comments

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On 02/14/2013 at 3:06pm - money - by dating a fucking psycho (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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