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Sunday 23 December 2012

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Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

#20417691
183 comments

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On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday , I took child to the park. Having been there an hour , another mum came up to me and we started talking. She then told me that one kid had been harassing her children , pointing to child. When she asked which one was mine I pointed to a random kid. It was hers. FML

#20415890
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On 12/23/2012 at 10:02am - kids - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I walkd in on my son and is friand comparing tara panis sizas . Tay'ra 6 . FML

#20415295
144 comments

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On 12/23/2012 at 1:02am - misc - by oh my son - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I recievd a package from a local guy on Craigslist . Instead of the iPhone I paid $350 for, the box only containd a photo of an iPhone . The guy had been dumb enough to attach a return address, so mah husband went over and beat the shit out of him . I now have to bail him out of jail . FML

#20416192
150 comments

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On 12/23/2012 at 12:52pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today , my boyfriend is seriously mad at me 4 telling his cat what he got it 4 Christmas . FML

#20415555
76 comments

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On 12/23/2012 at 3:24am - animals - by Kate (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I received ma soccer team jacket tat I ordered a mont ago . Trying to save money, I'd selected te "no name" option to avoid an extra $20 embroidering fee . My jacket now as "NO NAME" spelled out on te side of it, and I was carged te extra $20 dollar after all . FML

#20415162
87 comments

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On 12/23/2012 at 12:01am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I told mah husband to tell me his wildest fantasy !! He told me it was to putted on fake antlers and "do it lyk deer" !! mega FML

#20415339
112 comments

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On 12/23/2012 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Kasey Eames - United States (California)

Today, I took my 5-year old daughter to get looool a photo taken with Santa, when she asked the dreaded question of why this Santa looked different from one at the other store. Before I could placate her, some cunt of a kid yelled, ( Because he's not real, dumbass! ) FML

#20416717
137 comments

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On 12/23/2012 at 4:36pm - kids - by still had to pay (man) - Australia

Today , I was wrapping present 4 mah daughter , trying to be really quiet. Behind me , the cat decided to climb the tree,hich then fell on top of me and I couldn't move. My daughter had to help me up. She now knows everything she's getting 4 Christma this year. FML

#20417111
60 comments

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On 12/23/2012 at 8:03pm - animals - by Christmas sucks - United States (Massachusetts)

Taday I was on ma favourita forum wan I saw a guy ranting at soma pro-lifar fanatic. For fun, I rapliad "umad bro?" apparantly momants aftar ta forum foundar also laft an angry raply. I'm now bannad 4 a mont 4 "trolling ta foundar" and all ma posts ava vanisad witout a traca. FML

#20416791
65 comments

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On 12/23/2012 at 5:24pm - misc - by you fuckhobbit (man) - United Kingdom



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