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Saturday 1 June 2013

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Today, I confessed to mah girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, an left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML

#20691094
354 comments

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On 05/28/2013 at 12:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today.. . mah wife uttered the soul-crushing words.. . "But we're married now.. . y would we have sex?" FML

#20706140
279 comments

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On 06/04/2013 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by ._. (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

I walked in on mah dad masturbating to a nude photo of mah mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML

#20713899
272 comments

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On 06/08/2013 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bromley)

Yesterday My Boyfriend Of Six Days Proposed To Me. FML

#20708141
245 comments

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On 06/05/2013 at 7:11pm - love - by The Clitshank Redemption (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I had to eat up a few specks of toilet paper to avoid spoiling "the moment" with grlfriend. FML

#20692661
242 comments

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On 05/29/2013 at 3:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

I was getting intimate with girlfriend. She pulld down trousers, saw Poke-ball boxers, an absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bd fir the next 10 minutes hereing her howl with laughter while crying ( Dickachu, I choose you! ) FML

#20711208
210 comments

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On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, mah fiancée told me that she wants us to have an open marriage. She reasons that since she doesn't equate sex with love, there's no logical reason 4 me to be against her having sex with other people. FML

I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting fir her result . Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML

#20701323
207 comments

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On 06/02/2013 at 2:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

2day mah parents blew mah entre college fund in thier quest to finish building thier replica Hobbit house in our back yard. FML

#20703566
202 comments

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On 06/03/2013 at 3:22pm - money - by future burger flipper (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was texting mah boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed mah copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of yur shit." Then dumped me 4 mah "dumb taste in humor." mega FML

#20696601
189 comments

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On 05/31/2013 at 12:16am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, my boyfriend of two years,om I supportd troug te deat of is fater, andose invalid moter I also took care of, suddenly dumpd me . Te fact tat I've puttd on a little weigt due to recent stres disgust im, and e "can't date a cubster" .

Today... I asked ma dermatologisty ma acne as been getting worse... despite following er drections an spending undreds of dollars on medicine. Se just srugged an told me tey can't actually cure ma acne. However... tey can prescribe me a bunc of stuff an ope one works. FML

#20700784
182 comments

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On 06/02/2013 at 6:53am - health - by WtfDidIPayYouForThen - United States (Florida)

TODAY, AT WORK, A CUSTOMER CAME IN AND ORDERD A "BUTTERBEER FRAPPUCCINO." WHEN I SAID WE SERVE NO SUCH THING, SHE YELLD AT ME FIR "LYING" TO HER, SAYING SHE KNEW ABOUT OUR "SECRET MENU." SHE ENDD UP COMPLAINING TO MAH MANAGER AND DEMANDD THAT HE FIRE ME. FML

#20714023
190 comments

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On 06/08/2013 at 6:20pm - work - by I hate my job (woman) - United States



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