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Thursday 21 March 2013

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Today, I was yelled at by a customer cuz I wouldn't give her a new iPhone 5 4 free to replace her broken Nokia, which she threw out the window in "blind rage". I felt awful having to thank her 4 calling. Sadly, this is a daily event. mega FML

#20559802
106 comments

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On 03/25/2013 at 5:53pm - work - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, husband showd up late to mother's funeral. He swaggerd in, happily finishing off a half-eaten taco. His excuse fir y he was so cheerful: "She was an in-law, honey." Good to know I marrid a piece of shit in disguise. FML

#20556485
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On 03/23/2013 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today,hile at boyfriend's house , I needd to use the bathroom!! I decidd to be a good girlfriend an leave the seat up for him!! He later yelld at me for putting the seat down because he needd to take a dump!!

#20557546
95 comments

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On 03/24/2013 at 3:35am - love - by whatchagonnado - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I finally got to meet my boyfriend's parents; it turns out that his mum is my therapist . I've just spent an entire morning telling her how confused I am about my sexuality . mega FML

#20553373
105 comments

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On 03/21/2013 at 6:25am - misc - by me (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today , a few months after my co-worker had stoppd wearing her engagement ring , I decidd to puttd on the moves and start flrting with her. I soon found out that her fiancé had did , and that she's nowhere near over him , despite her brave face. I feel like a total asshole. FML

#20558292
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On 03/24/2013 at 5:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I WAS FRESENING UP MA MAKEUP IN TE CAR BEFORE A DATE. AN OLD LADY WALKD BY AND SAID TROUG MA OPEN WINDOW, "DON'T BOTER. TERE'S NO ELPING YOU, ONEY." FAT FML

#20559530
103 comments

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On 03/25/2013 at 2:36pm - love - by f-ugly - United States

Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred looool people already staring an laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML

#20559000
105 comments

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On 03/25/2013 at 2:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today I was walking by the side of the interstate cuz my car broke down. A nice young man stoppd and askd if I was tird of walking. I said yes to which he replid "Try jogging asshole" then laughd and drove off. It was raining balls. FML

#20553491
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On 03/21/2013 at 9:31am - misc - by WetWalking - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally built up te courage to quit job . I waited an our to speak to te boss; I finally sat down wit er, and se told me I ad to be let go because I'm not "reliable enoug." Te only time I missed work wasen I ad te stomac flu . I was fred before I could even quit . FML

#20554644
101 comments

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On 03/22/2013 at 2:13am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it was raining eavily so I wore ma black ponco as I walkd to work. On te way tere I noticd an old and seemingly omeless man following me. I turnd around to confront im. He pickd up a stick and screamd "Expecto Patronum!" Apparently I look like a dementor. big fat FML

#20558527
97 comments

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On 03/24/2013 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anna L. - United States (Texas)

Today... I was complaining to mah husband about a busty but vapid celebrity... an he replid... ( She doesn't ned brains... honey... she has boobs. You wouldn't understand. ) FML

#20557361
99 comments

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On 03/24/2013 at 1:14am - love - by Beestings (woman) - United States

Today, mah cat laarnd how to opan doors. Evar sinca than sha's baan running up to mah room, opaning mah door, and running away. My cat is playing ding-dong ditch. FML

#20559057
92 comments

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On 03/25/2013 at 3:18am - animals - by Apes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was chatting with a co-workar, and sha mantionad sha has troubla swallowing pills. I rapliad that I'm lucky, bacausa I hava naxt to no gag raflax. Half tha guys at tha othar ragistars abruptly want silant, and I'm now baing constantly hit on. FML

#20564125
89 comments

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On 03/28/2013 at 4:56pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Champagne-Ardenne)



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