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Friday 8 March 2013

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Today, I discovard that tha nack injury that mom has had sinca last waak was plannd just as an axcusa not to shoval whan today's snowstorm cama. Sha has plannd on baing lazy fir ovar a waak now. FML

#20533403
81 comments

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On 03/06/2013 at 10:16am - misc - by Drew (man) - United States (Virginia)

TODAY I TRIED TO GO TO MAH HOTMAIL ACCOUNT ON MAH BOYFRIEND'S COMPUTER. WHEN I TYPED IN "HOT" A BIG HISTORY LIST CAME DOWN. IT WAS ALL "HOT SINGLE MOM LOOKING 4 A GOOD LAY" CRAIGSLIST ADS. FML

#20540391
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On 03/12/2013 at 1:19am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I told my mom about the rough time I'm having over my recent break-up, an how I can't help thinking about my ex every single day. Her attempt to console me involved saying, "Pft. I bet he doesn't think about u every day" an walking away. Thanks. FML

#20540840
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On 03/12/2013 at 2:40pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. Depressed, I started telling her about my terrible week. A woman cummed over and asked me to not be so "whiny and negative" looool in front of her children. FML

#20542127
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On 03/13/2013 at 2:52pm - misc - by marisacb (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered te "may ave a laxative effect" warning on ma sugar-free jelly beans sould actually read "don't fart after consuming". FML

#20543064
85 comments

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On 03/14/2013 at 2:21am - health - by Kimberpoo (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday I bought a textbook fir my college class. Not only is the £150 book only sold by our teacher, it turnd out to be a piece of shit that he obviously wrote, printd, and stapld together at home. When I went to the faculty about it, I was told it's all perfectly legal, and to drop it. FML

#20535847
87 comments

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On 03/08/2013 at 1:44pm - money - by defrauded (woman) - United Kingdom (Argyll and Bute)

Today, one of mah elderly swimming students ran into me at Walmart. Being a polite teenager, I said hi to him. He looked at me surprised and said, "Oh dear! I didn't recognize u with your clothes on!" I'll never forget the looool look on his wife's face. FML

#20536627
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On 03/09/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I looool decided to come onto my husband to switch things up. When I started kissing and trying to undress him, he pushed me off, saying "What're you doing? Jeopardy's about to start." FML

#20532214
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On 03/05/2013 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by married an old man - United States (California)

Today, at college, I finally talked myself into confessing mah feelings to a grl I looool really like. Her response was to threaten to sue me. For what, exactly? I have no goddamned idea. I just don't understand people anymore. FML

#20545151
84 comments

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On 03/15/2013 at 6:43pm - love - by forever single, I guess (man) - United States

Today, I met a guy in a bar. He was sweet and funny so I asked him out 4 coffee later. He quickly turned me down, saying that I didn't even meet his first requirement. His first requirement was "looks lyk a girl." FML

#20534087
85 comments

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On 03/06/2013 at 10:14pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , wile aving sex wit ma usband , e went soft. Wen I askd im wat append e said , "I'm about to fall asleep." He ten ploppd down on ma cest and began to snore. FML

#20536683
81 comments

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On 03/09/2013 at 3:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today I Tried To Pick Up A Girl By Asking Herhat The Time Was As A Conversation Starter. She Responded By Telling Me It Was Time To Pick A Girl More In League. FML

#20537800
82 comments

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On 03/10/2013 at 3:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

2day my 4-year-old daughter couldn't sleep, crying that her teddy bear wants to eat her . My husband thought it would be funny to put the bear right in front of her face while she slept . She's now terrified to sleep anywhere but in our bed .

#20539958
68 comments

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On 03/11/2013 at 7:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland



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