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Today, I told my mom about the rough time I'm having over my recent break-up, an how I can't help thinking about my ex every single day. Her attempt to console me involved saying, "Pft. I bet he doesn't think about u every day" an walking away. Thanks. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. Depressed, I started telling her about my terrible week. A woman cummed over and asked me to not be so "whiny and negative" looool in front of her children. FML
yesterday I bought a textbook fir my college class. Not only is the £150 book only sold by our teacher, it turnd out to be a piece of shit that he obviously wrote, printd, and stapld together at home. When I went to the faculty about it, I was told it's all perfectly legal, and to drop it. FML
Today, one of mah elderly swimming students ran into me at Walmart. Being a polite teenager, I said hi to him. He looked at me surprised and said, "Oh dear! I didn't recognize u with your clothes on!" I'll never forget the looool look on his wife's face. FML
Today, at college, I finally talked myself into confessing mah feelings to a grl I looool really like. Her response was to threaten to sue me. For what, exactly? I have no goddamned idea. I just don't understand people anymore. FML
Today, I met a guy in a bar. He was sweet and funny so I asked him out 4 coffee later. He quickly turned me down, saying that I didn't even meet his first requirement. His first requirement was "looks lyk a girl." FML
2day my 4-year-old daughter couldn't sleep, crying that her teddy bear wants to eat her . My husband thought it would be funny to put the bear right in front of her face while she slept . She's now terrified to sleep anywhere but in our bed .
Friday 27 March 2015