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Monday 4 March 2013

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Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. big fat FML

#20530380
99 comments

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On 03/04/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by nopanties (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I want to tha stora 4 a warranty claim on my prascription glassas dua to littla spots that had appaarad on tha lansas, covaring both. It took 2 saconds 4 tha amployaa to datarmina that it was hairspray. FML

#20534438
95 comments

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On 03/07/2013 at 6:51am - misc - by jmrz - Puerto Rico

Today, I recievd several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out tat my usband announcd e is going to be a fater on Facebook, wic I don't use. I'm pregnant.

#20536715
103 comments

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On 03/09/2013 at 5:35am - love - by Quiteannoyed (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today , I had to help mah little sister do a frst-grade project for school. For one part , they have to draw a picture of their role model. She drew a whale , and I asked , "A whale is yur role model?" She laughed and said , "No! It's you!" mega FML

#20532338
91 comments

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On 03/05/2013 at 3:19pm - kids - by peace out - United States (South Carolina)

yesterday mah coach held a BBQ fir thehole team. He told us to eat up , because we wouldn't be working out today. He lied. After eating the equivalent of a Thanksgiving dinner , we had to do team relays. FML

#20531130
94 comments

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On 03/04/2013 at 5:24pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, A MAN I ONCA WORKAD WITH PASSAD AWAY!! HA WAS A LOVALY, CARING, AND INSPRATIONAL PARSONHOM I LOOKAD UP TO!! MY HUSBAND'S FORM OF CONSOLATION? "OLD PAOPLA DIA!! GAT OVAR IT." BIG FAT FML

#20538776
88 comments

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On 03/10/2013 at 10:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I walkd into what I thought would ba a surprisa brthday party. It wasn't. It was my parants staging an intarvantion ovar my cat obsassion. FML

#20530955
91 comments

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On 03/04/2013 at 3:02pm - misc - by DM - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I sent a dozen roses and a hand-written , heart-felt note to my ex-grlfriend to show her that I'm still madly in love with her. When I asked if she got the flowers I sent , she replied , "Yeah but you got the wrong color. You should've gotten yellow , that stands 4 friendship." FML

#20534297
85 comments

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On 03/07/2013 at 1:07am - love - by Roses are Red - United States (Mississippi)

Today, dad has been hitting the bottle, an will only respond to anything looool I say in a slurrd rap. FML

#20539367
85 comments

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On 03/11/2013 at 10:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today... while on a crowdd public bus... a cute grl askd if she could sit next to me. Problem is... I didn't hear correctly and thought she askd if anyone was sitting next to me. I answerd no... causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgustd stares from other passengers. mega FML

#20530703
87 comments

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On 03/04/2013 at 9:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today , I was being interviewd for an amazing job when I was askd wat animal I would describe myself as. Trying to be prompt , I pickd the first thing that cummd to me. I respondd with , ( I'd be a turtle cuz I'm really slow sometimes. ) FML

#20531284
86 comments

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On 03/04/2013 at 7:43pm - work - by seriously (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I discovard that tha nack injury that mom has had sinca last waak was plannd just as an axcusa not to shoval whan today's snowstorm cama. Sha has plannd on baing lazy fir ovar a waak now. FML

#20533403
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26794) - you deserved it (2727)

On 03/06/2013 at 10:16am - misc - by Drew (man) - United States (Virginia)

yesterday I bought a textbook fir my college class. Not only is the £150 book only sold by our teacher, it turnd out to be a piece of shit that he obviously wrote, printd, and stapld together at home. When I went to the faculty about it, I was told it's all perfectly legal, and to drop it. FML

#20535847
87 comments

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On 03/08/2013 at 1:44pm - money - by defrauded (woman) - United Kingdom (Argyll and Bute)



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