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Monday 11 February 2013

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Today, my leadership class was trying to decide who would run the kissing booth in our local carnival. Someone suggested me, to which the director replied, "We'd never make any profit with her." FML

#20511433
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31045) - you deserved it (2659)

On 02/17/2013 at 10:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my sister posted on her Facebook that she hates moving because of all of the packing that she and my family have to do. I didn't even know we're moving. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28818) - you deserved it (2205)

On 02/17/2013 at 2:38am - misc - by left-out - United States

Today, I had to explain to my white girlfriend that dating me doesn't give her the right to call my mother the n-word. FML

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33 comments

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On 02/14/2013 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my needle-phobic mother took me to get a shot. She fainted. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23022) - you deserved it (2613)

On 02/12/2013 at 2:41am - health - by shots shots shots (woman) - United States (California)



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