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Monday 11 February 2013

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Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage". When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML

#20509033
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26369) - you deserved it (3439)

On 02/16/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by howannoying - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my sister posted on her Facebook that she hates moving because of all of the packing that she and my family have to do. I didn't even know we're moving. FML

#20510343
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30880) - you deserved it (2374)

On 02/17/2013 at 2:38am - misc - by left-out - United States

Today, I had to explain to my white girlfriend that dating me doesn't give her the right to call my mother the n-word. FML

#20507523
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41041) - you deserved it (8673)

On 02/14/2013 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my needle-phobic mother took me to get a shot. She fainted. FML

#20503278
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25020) - you deserved it (2794)

On 02/12/2013 at 2:41am - health - by shots shots shots (woman) - United States (California)



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