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Monday 4 February 2013

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Today, I went looool to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home an set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, an she was still sleeping on my bed. FML

#20501469
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On 02/10/2013 at 8:51pm - animals - by akasoor - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to college on bike through snow and hail only to find out professor can't make it to class due to the weather!! She lives down street!! FML

#20495386
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On 02/06/2013 at 3:45am - misc - by refticon (man) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, the office coffee machine was relocated next to mah desk. My co-worker insists on making several cups of the stuff per day, but instead of drinking it, he stands next to me, audibly swishes it through his teeth, gargles, and drools it back into the cup. I retch every single time. FML

#20499511
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On 02/09/2013 at 12:21pm - misc - by UuuuUUUUhhgghghghGHh (woman) - Kenya

Today I checkd out a "confessions" page fir university. The first confession was from a guy who whackd off in a campus restroom then usd a computer in a lab without washing his hands. I work in that lab. looool FML

#20501884
64 comments

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On 02/11/2013 at 2:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to do my laundry . Having no laundry bag, I put clothes in a suitcase an headd to the basement . When my roommate saw me, she burst into teres with happiness . FML

#20496887
44 comments

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On 02/07/2013 at 9:45am - misc - by BonGoWash - United States (New York)

Today, my roommate found an eviction notice on our door 4 unpaid rent. Our apartment building caught fire and we haven't been living there 4 well over a month because it was legally unlivable. Today was our first day back. FML

#20500469
62 comments

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On 02/10/2013 at 1:08am - money - by fireenginemad - United States (Washington)

Today after three weeks of holding out my stingy boss finally calld animal control about the brds in the air vent above the register!! While I was working they rummagd through the vents causing live maggot to fall down right in front of me!! FML

#20497093
61 comments

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On 02/07/2013 at 2:44pm - animals - by shaviTuT (woman) - Malaysia (Johor)

Today, I found out my boyfriend sleeps on a Princess Leia pillow!! He's 22!! FML

#20494713
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On 02/05/2013 at 5:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I CUMMED HOME FROM A TWO-WEEK VACATION. WHEN I WALKED INTO MY HOUSE, I FOUND CAT POOP EVERYWHERE. IT TOOK ME SEVERAL HOURS TO CLEAN IT ALL UP, AND THE HOUSE STILL SMELLS TERRIBLE. THE WORST PART IS THAT I'VE NEVER OWNED A CAT IN MY LIFE. REAL FML

#20500118
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On 02/09/2013 at 8:39pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, I WAS REHEARSING 4 A SCHOOL PLAY. MY DRAMA TEACHER KEEPS CRITICISING THE PART WHERE I FAKE-TRIP, SAYING I MAKE IT LOOK TERRIBLY FAKE. DURING TODAY'S REHEARSAL, I ACTUALLY TRIPPED 4 REAL, AND SMASHED KNEECAPS AGAINST THE FLOOR WITH A SCREAM. HE STILL SAID "ACTING" SUCKED. FML

#20498655
52 comments

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On 02/08/2013 at 8:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Taday Co-worker Told Me Tat I Need To Quit Smoking Because It Was Making Me Look And Smell Orrible. I've Never Smoked In Life. FML

#20493545
49 comments

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On 02/04/2013 at 7:42pm - health - by Mattrd - United States

TODAY, A TENANT IN MA APARTMENT BLOCK TOLD ME ABOUT A NICE SADY PLACE BEIND OUR BUILDINGERE E OFTEN GOES TO RELAX. CURIOUS, I WENT LOOKING FIR IT. IT WAS A QUIET AND SECLUDD COURTYARD. AT LEAST UNTIL A MAN CAME OUT OF NOWERE WAVING A AMMER IN MA FACE, SCREAMING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE. FML

#20495981
43 comments

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On 02/06/2013 at 6:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was partnered up with a girl in mah art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML

#20494244
46 comments

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On 02/05/2013 at 8:09am - work - by picasso - United States



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