Saturday 2 February 2013 
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Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
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On 01/29/2013 at 9:51am - health - by oh no (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I was running late for work and quickly grabbed my outfit from the dryer. I heard the crackling of static as I took out my shirt. I didn't think anything of it, until later when my co-worker pointed out I had a thong stuck to my back. FML
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On 02/03/2013 at 2:32am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I had a half-hour conversation with my parents about going to college. I don't know what's worse, that they were trying to talk me out of it or that they're convinced that I'm going to get knocked up and drop out by the end of my freshman year. FML
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On 02/04/2013 at 2:12am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)
Today, as I was walking to my car, I noticed a car with a tail light out. Trying to be a good citizen, I walked up to the driver's side door and said "excuse me". The lady then maced me through the open window. FML
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On 02/05/2013 at 12:45pm - health - by maced face - United States
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
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Today, I went to college on bike through snow and hail only to find out my professor can't make it to class due to the weather. She lives down my street. FML
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On 02/06/2013 at 3:45am - misc - by refticon (man) - Belgium (Antwerpen)
Today, at a mixed-family game of rugby, my dad resorted to calling me a "goddamned accident" and eventually body-slamming me, just so I'd stop playing long enough for his team to score. FML
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On 02/08/2013 at 8:53pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my mother "checked in" to rehab on Facebook. The same rehab that told her to hand over her smartphone. The dumbass was smart enough to steal my phone and dumb enough to get it confiscated. FML
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On 01/29/2013 at 10:18pm - health - by motherless - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, the office coffee machine was relocated next to my desk. My co-worker insists on making several cups of the stuff per day, but instead of drinking it, he stands next to me, audibly swishes it through his teeth, gargles, and drools it back into the cup. I retch every single time. FML
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On 02/09/2013 at 12:21pm - misc - by UuuuUUUUhhgghghghGHh (woman) - Kenya
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
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On 01/29/2013 at 7:28pm - love - by theawfulpresent (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I went for a checkup after having recently been fitted with dental implants. The oral surgeon I chose was supposedly the best in the area, but it turns out that he inserted the implants at the wrong angle. Now I have to have further surgery to correct it. FML
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On 01/31/2013 at 4:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I received a birthday present from a friend. It was the very same gift I gave to her for Christmas. FML
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On 01/28/2013 at 12:24pm - misc - by thrifty gone wrong - United States (California)
Today, most of my neighbours came to my house in an angry mob to complain about my dog barking. I don't have a dog. FML
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On 02/01/2013 at 1:09am - animals - by Angry Mob - Australia (New South Wales)
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