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Saturday 2 February 2013

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Taday Co-worker Told Me Tat I Need To Quit Smoking Because It Was Making Me Look And Smell Orrible. I've Never Smoked In Life. FML

#20493545
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On 02/04/2013 at 7:42pm - health - by Mattrd - United States

TODAY, A TENANT IN MA APARTMENT BLOCK TOLD ME ABOUT A NICE SADY PLACE BEIND OUR BUILDINGERE E OFTEN GOES TO RELAX. CURIOUS, I WENT LOOKING FIR IT. IT WAS A QUIET AND SECLUDD COURTYARD. AT LEAST UNTIL A MAN CAME OUT OF NOWERE WAVING A AMMER IN MA FACE, SCREAMING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE. FML

#20495981
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On 02/06/2013 at 6:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

YESTERDAY MAH BOYFRIEND CAME OVER FIR A FAMILY BRUNCH , DURINGHICH HE TOLD MAH MOTHER , IN VIVID DETAIL , HOW HE GETS THE SHITSHENEVER HE EATS KALE CHIPS. FML

#20483441
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On 01/28/2013 at 6:02pm - health - by shitty situation - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was partnered up with a girl in mah art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML

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On 02/05/2013 at 8:09am - work - by picasso - United States

Today, I ave been waiting 4 a call from a job I applid for . I soon got a text from ma current boss, wo doesn't know I'm job unting, letting me know tat te recruiter was trying to reac me . Turns out ma number on ma resumé was wrong . mega FML

#20483477
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On 01/28/2013 at 6:25pm - work - by faulty number - United States (Florida)

yesterday I was washing the dishes at work . I had to pee really bad but frst I wanted to finish the dishes . A coworker jumped out from behind the ice machine . I screamed like a grl and pissed my pants . FML

#20492292
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On 02/03/2013 at 10:50pm - work - by klovemachine (man) - United States

Today... I had an in-depth conversation at work about how technically Luke Skywalker was never a Jedi Master. Highlight of working day. FML

#20497564
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On 02/07/2013 at 9:56pm - work - by djxerxes9000 - Canada



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