Friday 1 February 2013 
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Today, my mother "checked in" to rehab on Facebook. The same rehab that told her to hand over her smartphone. The dumbass was smart enough to steal my phone and dumb enough to get it confiscated. FML
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On 01/29/2013 at 10:18pm - health - by motherless - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
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On 01/29/2013 at 7:28pm - love - by theawfulpresent (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I went for a checkup after having recently been fitted with dental implants. The oral surgeon I chose was supposedly the best in the area, but it turns out that he inserted the implants at the wrong angle. Now I have to have further surgery to correct it. FML
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On 01/31/2013 at 4:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I received a birthday present from a friend. It was the very same gift I gave to her for Christmas. FML
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On 01/28/2013 at 12:24pm - misc - by thrifty gone wrong - United States (California)
Today, most of my neighbours came to my house in an angry mob to complain about my dog barking. I don't have a dog. FML
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On 02/01/2013 at 1:09am - animals - by Angry Mob - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, as I was leaving for my chemistry exam, I stepped on one of the countless sheets of chemistry notes that littered the floor following last night's studying. I managed to slip and knock myself out in my own living room. FML
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On 02/02/2013 at 2:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)
Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML
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On 02/01/2013 at 5:53pm - health - by Awkward (man) - United Kingdom (Wolverhampton)
Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML
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On 01/28/2013 at 11:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML
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On 02/01/2013 at 2:59pm - love - by 3some? uh, no (woman) - Dominican Republic
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our anniversary. I had cooked him a romantic meal and we were planning on eating it in front of the fire. This would have gone great had I not forgotten to unblock the chimney. My entire basement filled with smoke and didn't clear for three hours. FML
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On 01/30/2013 at 11:02pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my balls to the wall while I dodged customers and edged ever closer to the break room. Before I could call my wife and ask her to bring a new pair, my boss burst in, got pissed, and made me go back out and deal with irate customers. FML
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On 01/31/2013 at 3:27pm - work - by fuckit (man) - Italy (Lazio)
Today, I was given a wedgie by a complete stranger in a crowded bar. FML
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On 02/03/2013 at 8:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, after three weeks of holding out, my stingy boss finally called animal control about the birds in the air vent above the register. While I was working, they rummaged through the vents, causing live maggots to fall down right in front of me. FML
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On 02/07/2013 at 2:44pm - animals - by shaviTuT (woman) - Malaysia (Johor)
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