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Tuesday 29 January 2013

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Today, my boyfriend came over for a family brunch, during which he told my mother, in vivid detail, how he gets the shits whenever he eats kale chips. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23785) - you deserved it (2805)

On 01/28/2013 at 6:02pm - health - by shitty situation - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was washing the dishes at work. I had to pee really bad but first I wanted to finish the dishes. A coworker jumped out from behind the ice machine. I screamed like a girl and pissed my pants. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26965) - you deserved it (5319)

On 02/03/2013 at 10:50pm - work - by klovemachine (man) - United States

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